The advatages of being a man

Ok i know we got alot of these threads but i found some new ones

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress £2000; Tux rental £100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is £10 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me,"
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37. The world is your urinal. 🙂

indeed

already done in

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=587724

what a funny list...😐

1. Our skill is what gets us the job...not our looks
2. What's the point in faking? it doesn't help either parnter
3. As it damn well should
4. And that's why you get the kitchen
5. See 13.
6. Always here to help a brother out
7. because we have built in bullsh!t detectors
8. its just hair
9. hot and cold items don't belong down there...it's dangerous
10. How else are we supposed to "provide" for you?
11. See 31.
12. Well if it's an emergency....why wait? isn't the point to fix the prob ASAP?
13. We already shell out the cash for the wedding...now we gotta spend more money on the clothes we wear too?!
14. Lawrence of Arabia notes distinct water retaining characteristics in both women and camels, unfortunatly men don't share that characteristic.
15. Maybe you shouldn't show them off in low cut shirts if you don't want the extra attention?
16. I didn't know new shoes are supposed to do that?
17. Horny is more a state of mind than a 'mood'
18. What can't be said in 30 secs can wait til i see them in person.
19. 1 suitcase = 1 pair of shoes, 1 pair of sandals, 3 hawaiian shirts, 1 t-shirt, 1 button up shirt, 3 pairs of boardshorts, 1 pair of regular shorts, 1 pair of trousers, and a toiletry bag...and 3 pairs of socks (1 dark, 2 white)
20. All that extra 'forearm' exercise DOES serve a purpose.
21. Extra credit? How about some regular credit to begin with?
22. because it looks and feels the same as the individuals sold at $17.50 each
23. since when did no one noticing you become a good thing? at 34 at least you get the attention of MILF hunting 21 year olds.
24. because if we say something...you might freak out and crash
25. white, black, and brown...what others do we really need?
26. since when do we do anything quietly...and if you have a problem, speak up about it or get over it
27. Lord.....Thank You! Not that condoms are cheap...
28. or we might avoid them all together.
29. but we know all the colors of the different metallic paint jobs on cars....plum crazy purple.
30. Right tighty...left loosey. is it that hard?
31. Lifes too short to worry about the small details
32. stick with what works, short hair doesn't give you lots of options
33. and in rare cases it even hides our genitals.
34. black....it's not that tricky. 4 of 8 purses, black...why are we the only ones who havve a problem with that?
35. we can also cut rope, pluck nose hair, and open a can...those swiss are ingenius
36. since when did buying 25 "merry christmas" coffee mugs become a sign of inconsideration?
37. it'd be yours too if you could go standing up

Srry if i'm not on the money with any or most of these....girls we still love you all!

indeed sorry about not posting in the old thread didn't know one existed.

i agree with Linkalicious i dont agree with most of these, i mean without women us men will probley destroy ourselves
🙂

too right 😛