Funny Stuff

Started by realworlddreams2 pages

this is a good easter one...

i've just read those FUNNY CONCLUSIONS

God is love.
The love is blind.
Steve Wonder is Blind.
Conclusion: Steve Wonder is God.

I am nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
I am perfect.
God is perfect.
I am God.
Conclusion: I am Steve Wonder. Oh s*hit, i'm Blind!

There are cookies made with water and salt.
The sea is made by water and salt.
Conclusion: The sea is a big cookie.

People who work don have time.
Vagabonds have all the time.
Time is money.
Conclusion: Vagabonds have much more money than people who work!

How many dancing pancakes can you pull out the squirrel once the Ethipians attack with their toasters of justice if your arms have grown 3 feet wide and the hamsters are speaking in tongues where the seaweed grows thick with underwater lice and midgets with lots of hair that have beaslty tempers?