Bothering Snape <--A funny flash animation
I don't know who made this but it's hilarious.
101 Reasons why we LOVE Snape
Some people would claim this task impossible, but alas it has been done and more can be thought...
101 reasons why we love Snape!
1) "Severrrus" sounds so sexy!
2) He's constantly contradictory but strangely always the same
3) He's sophisticated but grotesque
4) He's unconventionally beautiful
5) He's different
6) He ties Lupin up in tight black cords **grooowlll**
7) He shook hands (quickly) with Sirius (awww...^_^)
8) He swallows his pride for Dumbledore
9) He doesn't seem to have anyone (apart from himself) to live for
10) He tried to save Harry's life
11) He lost many of his friends
12) He's solitairy
13) He's deliciously sarcastic
14) He's swoops and sweeps
15) He snarls are snares
16) We cant breathe, feel faint when he walks into the room
17) The stare.. as if he is lookin into your soul.. <splat>
18) He's Batlike? LOL.. ok.. take me to your cave! bahahhaa
19) Because he is deeply entrancing
20) Because he's brilliant.
21) Because he's snarky.
22) Because he has good taste in clothing.
23) Because he's so cute when he's angry.
24) Because black silk is the new denim
25) Because legos are cool
26) Because bad boys are sexy
27) Because he's wickedly charming...
28) Because of lilly's post on the cinescape board, something about he's lost his innocence and he's willing to take yours! grr..!
29) Because he's constant yet unpredictable!
30) Because he looks like the type of man who has "unusual tastes"
31) Because he's sensuous and intuitive
32) Because he sends rumbling tingles running down your spine through just a word or look.
33) Because he's got potential
34) Because he's never disappointing although suffers quite a few disappointments
35) Because of his SEDUCTIVE PRESENCE!!!
36) Because he acts wicked!
37) Because he's irresistably Dark
38) Because he acts older than his years
39) Because he's childish
40) Because he's "always there" in desperate times
41) Because he's an outcast
42) Because we pity him
43) Because he's an enigmatic gift to speculative Romantics!
44) Because he messes things up
45) Because he suffers "severe" disappointments
46) Because no one loves him
47) Because he's sophisticated
48) Because he's hideous
49) Because he's cruel in the non-murderous way
50) Because he's cool but incredibly hot!
51) Because he's unpopular
52) Because we can relate to him
53) Because he's surreal
54) Because of his Wolfie
55) Because he's thought-provoking
56) Because he's not a 2D villain charicature
57) Because he's not your typically nice hero
58) Because he'd face a three-headed dog for hate!
59) Because we don't know much about him
60) Because he's so serious he's funny!
61) Because he's mocked by the goodies, but still on their side
62) Because he turned to the good side
63) Because he always goes a step further
64) Because he's witty
65) Because he's poetic
66) Because of his swirling black cloak and billowing robes!
67) Because of his extremely skilled hands
68) Because so many HP fans hate him!
69) Because he's logical, but puzzling to the mind!
70) Because the books would be boring without him (he adds spice)
71) Because he's deep
72) Because he's well written
73) Because he's not real
74) Because he seems adorably spoilt!
75) Because he's not married
76) Because he seems tortured (well he does teach in dungeons afterall!)
77) Because he's equivocal
78) Because he's intriguing to the point of keeping you up night after night thinking, "Hmm...I wonder what he underwear he wears..?"
79) Because he can sometimes get a little exciteable
80) Because his eyes are hollow yet deep
81) Because he has an intriguing past
82) Because he's dangerous
83) Because he's distinguished (Oh...that aquiline nose...)
84) Because he's dramatic
85) Because he wears lipstick and heavy eyeliner in the movie!
86) Because his friends are now his enemies and his old enemies are still his enemies...lol...
87) Because he's a terrible teacher!!
89) Because his eyes glitter strangely
90) Because he ensnares our senses and is a complex concoction of all sorts of intriguing ingredients.
91) Because he flies on broomsticks
92) Because he's logical
93) Because he's subtley overwhelming!
94) Because he's never boring
95) Because he's useful
96) Because he's Vampiresque
97) Because he's human (well...from what we know...😉
98) Because of his abnormally large nose
99) Because JKR doesn't let much on about him! ("keep your eye on him"...::faints:: the suspense is killing me!)
100) Because Hagrid's protective of him even though he's prejudiced against Slytherins
101) Because of "Snakehips"
102) Because we can think of more than 101 reasons to why we LOVE him!