To the tune of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He played Quidditch, she studied hard,
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell,
But secretly she wanted him as well
All of her friends, they stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his Quidditch robes
He was a quidditch boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She didn't like his low grades
Her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to Earth...
5 years from now, she sits at home
She's doing her work she is all alone
She turns on TV, guess who she sees
Quidditch boy rocking up QTV
She called up her friends, they already know
They've all got tickets to see his game
She tags along, looks up from the crowd,
Stared up at the boy she turned down...
He was a Quidditch boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a superstar
Just blocking those chaser balls
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck Oliver's mine now
We are more than just good friends
That is how this story ends
It's too bad you couldn't see
See the star that boy could be
There is more than meets the brain
I see the star that is inside
He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl,
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love, haven't you heard
And how Quidditch rocks our world...
I'm with the Quidditch boy,
I said see ya later boy,
I'll be on the field after the game
We'll go to the studio, I'll sing the song I wrote
About a girl you used to know
(*Taken from Muggle net/ Song parodise)