My mom WANTS me to have a tattoo!!!

what is it with you and whipped cream? 😕

not that im complaining, mind no2

it tastes good 😊
and the texture is just right ✅

but its so high in calories 🙁

you work it off after naughty duh

man you have this whole sex thing totally wired. I must say im impressed ✅

I do what I can, its just another thing I'm good at 😉

real modest too 😐

the perfect girl

according to quizilla I'm the perfect g/f ✅

according to quizilla Osama Bin Laden is the perfect pope. These things lie ✅

you dont think so cry

what Bin Laden being the pope or you being the perfect g/f?

the g/f thing ✅

😬 well as much as it pains me to say it...

your exactly the kind of person i'd want as a g/f. Your smart funny and pretty. So yeah i guess i do think so.

👇 that was hard ✅

I think I broke something from the shock ✅

although you're just the perfect guy yourself 😂
sense of humour rocks 👆

❌ im nothing special

you just want me for Spongebobified underwear 🪩

oh yea baby, spongebob turns me on drool

actually the pics I saw of you do too 😎

I fail to see how a small but big-mouthed piece of yellow sea foliage can be sexual, but if it helps me get you on your back thats fine by me 😎

those pics sucked 😒
plus they were all of me skating, so you dont see the permanently depressed expression i usually have ❌

why 🙁
I liked them ✅

and the spongebob laugh gets me going ✅

thank you 😊

the laugh drives me insane 🙁

*sigh* 😍 he knows how to push my buttons, and DF too ✅