baggy pants

neither. I say somewhere where we can get caught 👿

a kindergarden class 😱

Pants that are baggy are ok. Pants that hang off your ass are ridiculous. Possibly the stupidest fashion statement ever. Besides crossing your garters, of course.

i say tight pants that show off

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Pants that are baggy are ok. Pants that hang off your ass are ridiculous. Possibly the stupidest fashion statement ever...

🙁 damn

Originally posted by silver_tears
a kindergarden class 😱

holy shnit dont you think they're a little young for sex ed? 😱

plus they'd probably make us wear name badges and blue aprons ✅

next location please 😎

I'd rather wear pants that were tight than pants that sagged

But I normally wear somewhere in between

Sag over tight ❌ tight pants would hurt 🙁

Originally posted by total metalhead
holy shnit dont you think they're a little young for sex ed? 😱

plus they'd probably make us wear name badges and blue aprons ✅

next location please 😎

bus station ✅

❌ benches are too small

a park bench 😎

might get splinters cry

ummm a neighbours treehouse ✅

screw it lets just go find a broom closet somewhere and get it on 😎

sounds good 😮‍💨

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robot

thats so wrong 😂
but I give you an A for effort 😖mart:

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Originally posted by silver_tears
thats so wrong 😂
but I give you an A for effort 😖mart:

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yay my first A 😊 i almost feel competent

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Shut up and blow me 😎

right away master 😛

damn all i have to do is pretend to be a robot and you give me oral favors...

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