Funniest moments of your life?

OK ALL THATS FUNNY BUT DIG THIS, ONE TIME I WAZ AT THE MALL, IN THE FOOD COURT AND I FARTED SO INCREDIBLY LOUD THAT IT SHOOK THE TABLE A FEW HOURS L8R I SAW A COP AFTER THIS GUY, SO I CHASED HIM TO SEE WHERE HE WAS GOING AND HE KEPT GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES AND CIRCLES AND CIRCLES, SO I TURN AROUND TO CATCH THE GUYS HES CHASING AND I GET AROUND AND RUN INTO THE COP AND HE'S LIKE 'UR COMING WITH ME' AND I WAS THINKIN WTF YO? SO I SAID 'WHAT DID I DO OFFICER' HE ALL 'DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME!' 'WHAT DID I DO DOOD?' 'YOU FIRED A GUN IN THE FOOD COURT' SO I HAD TO TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED HE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 😱 ME ON THE OTHER HAND 😠 LEFT! BUT NOW I LAUGH ABOUT IT LOLZ 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😛

one time, out on the playground, i said the word 'guy' in a sentece, and my friend looked at me, and she was like 'WHAT?!?!?!', and then i was like 'yes, guy, g-a-y'

HEHEHEHE DID U READ MY STORY?

one tim ei was sitting at this table with this guy in my school and i thought the guy ws so hot then when i said " so are you with anyone" hes like "yea" and all sad i said who and he said "josh"

i was like ****IN HELL YOUR GAY

a pillow biter? wow....

Originally posted by Slycooper
HEHEHEHE DID U READ MY STORY?

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pillow biter wtf? 🤨 what did you see that in

a butt pirate too.

WTF??????

think about it...he is a PILLOW BITER and a BUTT PIRATE.... he likes to pave the HERSHEY HIGHWAY.....

dude read my subtitle

i dont get it 😐

if you want me to tell you what they mean, i will pm you. dont wanna post it here.

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me to

OMG i remeber a story
ok so me and my friend (guitarist) jake were walking down the street to go to school and this guy walks up to us and asks me "did you see my mother" this guy is like ancient so im like "no sorry" and then jake said "O MY GOD shes in my pants dude" so the guy looks at his pants and says "no" then walks away

Originally posted by Black Onyx
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yup

Once, me and my whole family was watching tv, and we were trying to decide what movie to watch. So, my brother bends down to put the tape in the VCR, and his crack is hanging out of his pants. To make things better, an advertisement for "The View" (a talkshow) comes on the tv. What more was there to say?, so I yelled "Oh no! NOT THAT VIEW! Everyone started cracking up! That was so funny!!!

crack kills.