wildest sexual fantasy

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
😖hifty: and i thought you couldn't keep up with me.

Never a problem!

Originally posted by ArchTheLarry
whud it say b4

what did what say?

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Never a problem!

😖hifty: you got your night vision goggles out?

Mayyyyyyyyyyyyybe... they can see a lot more if you wear the right clothing, y'know...

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what did what say?

I remember. It said eat the waffle that you see first. 🙂

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyybe... they can see a lot more if you wear the right clothing, y'know...

oh, i see... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what did what say?

b4 ya edited it...nevvamidn

how r ya?

(nods vigorously)

Originally posted by ArchTheLarry
b4 ya edited it...nevvamidn

how r ya?

oh, i just felt like adding that last part. 😊

Originally posted by Ushgarak
(nods vigorously)

well, i'm all alone in my room, my window is wide open...

(engages 100X zoom lens)

*hears a rustling in the trees, gets up from my chair, and looks out the window*

Careful, you'll knock yourself out on the zoom lens!

😑 *stares straight into a pair of lenses* um...

i think my fantasy would be me and my gf going on a gay man converting spree 🤘

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
😑 *stares straight into a pair of lenses* um...

Oooh! Nice eyes!

Originally posted by The Force
i think my fantasy would be me and my gf going on a gay man converting spree 🤘

what do you mean ???

we show gay guys how women are better than men... 🤨 why?

Except they aren't, for gay guys, so that is rather cretinous.

You might get some guys interested in you though.

f**king hilarious!!