wildest sexual fantasy

*shields my face with my hands.* ahhh, you got some in my eye, john. 😆 can't see!

aww, i'm sorry fj 🙁

maybe this would be a good time to practice... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by sniper
with this > 😛

and what is that exactly? 😆

*takes the botton of john's shirt and wipes the whip cream off with it.* better! 😆 sorry, about your shirt btw. *picks up the whip cream and sprays it down your pants.* whoops! 😗

my tongue...

😱 that's cold! *sprays whipcream down FJ's shirt and pants* REVENGE!

ooh... i bet you taste REAL good, now...

*jumps out of my seat.* 😱 damn, that is cold! 😆 *takes chocolate syrup from the fridge and pours some all over john and sniper.*

uh, i didn't do that. 😗 *quickly ducks behind the sofa.*

that's it *grabs some chocolate syrup and squirts it in fj's hair* haha 😆

*tackles fj & licks some whip cream off her neck*

okay, this is completely unfair. there's only one of me. 😆

*squirms out from underneath sniper and covers his face in chocolate syrup.* lick that!

*feels syrup dripping down my back.* what the? *feels my head.* ewww, sticky! 😱 *grabs a handful of strawberries and sends them flying john's way.* take that!

😛

*eats the strawberries in midair and squirts syrup all over fj's chest*

*tries to lick own face clean... sees fj's chocolicious chest, buries face in her chest*

*takes sniper's arm, bends in back, and flips him over.* who said you could touch? 😛

john, don't even think about it. 😂

anyway, i'm off. be back in a few. *hugs both of you.* 😄

but... boobies... so... chocolatey...

bye *hug back*

*hugs back* i wasn't gunna touch, just hose down w/ chocolate

mmm... choco boobies *drool*

*punches sniper in the back of the head* BAD!

*eyes glaze over, then return to normal*

oh, hi, what's goin on...

and why am i covered in chocolate?

i'm back 😱