wildest sexual fantasy

Oh, totally.

Quite an audience I tell you.

-AC

Collective gasps all around? 😱

Yeah.

Although one actually kicked the bucket I think....we ran at that point. Probably COULD be considered murder....seeing as it was our fault.

I dunno if it was the speed of the train that caused her to bail or...well you see where I'm going with that.

Disclaimer: There were no old ladies, the carriage was empty.

-AC

Claim ignorance, blame the conductor ✅

I will indeed do that.

Although we did get away with it....

Unless I do it again just to come back and say "Hey Irene. Totally nailed someone on the train and then blamed the conductor."

Hmmm......risk of indecent exposure VS physical comedy value....

-AC

okay

Comedy value of course takes top place ✅

Then it is decided...

I shall return with tales of Subway Hijinx.

-AC

Wait a sec, this was a subway? 😱

No, just happens to be the nearest set of trains near me.

The ACTUAL encounter wasn't.

-AC

Oh phew, cause really, what with all the windows and stuff, the subway isn't the best place for intimacy 😮

Not to mention that the frequent stops might prove to be hazardous to your health 😛

Tom Cruise enjoyed it with Rebecca DeMornay in that one movie...Risky Business

Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh phew, cause really, what with all the windows and stuff, the subway isn't the best place for intimacy 😮

Not to mention that the frequent stops might prove to be hazardous to your health 😛

Hahaha.

Yeah those sliding doors would be dangerous.

-AC

The train however reminds me of an Axe commercial, a very sexy one eyes

do you think actors get wood while filming sex scenes?

I'd do all over my boss's desk and office with a latina maid.(Hot of course)

And then I used to fantasize about having it in the middle of the street.

my fantasy is to have a girl that wants it rough and loves to be tied up and used roughly 😄

I gotta go but I guess nothing is going on here anyways. O well. BYE!

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