Originally posted by NunYahBidness
i wish to frolick on a waterbed with two, count them two jabba the hut size women with bad teeth and sparse hair, wearing nothing but pink thongs and fuzzy nipplettes as they feed me peeled grapes while "I like Big Butts" plays on the cd player. ah, now that would be grand, don't you think?
I think, therefore I am and I am thinking: "Yes, please, but drop the grapes and pick up pistachio nuts." Wurd to their mommas.
Oh and isn't it a little perverse if someone complains about being 'obscene' in a thread titled 'Wildest Sexual Fantasy'? - That's rhetorical, by the way.
Pleasure.