wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Fallen Jedi2,663 pages
Originally posted by leatherface12
That is the best way. ๐Ÿ™‚ I mean he/she will think your the sexyest thang if you eat a taco. The way you get taco sauce on yo finger and suck it off will turn the person on. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

i'll make a note of that. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I would like to do it in the middle of a war. The blood guts and bullets would be so romantic. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i'll make a note of that. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜„ You do that. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by leatherface12
I would like to do it in the middle of a war. The blood guts and bullets would be so romantic. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

um, kinda morbid don't ya think? ๐Ÿ˜‘

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
um, kinda morbid don't ya think? ๐Ÿ˜‘

No it would be just wonderful. ๐Ÿ˜› Its called joking mrs FJ. * spanks FJ * Sorry but your gonna have to learn younge lady to realize the joking matter. ๐Ÿ˜›

did you just smack my ass LF?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
did you just smack my ass LF?

Uh yeah... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

you and your hormones. ๐Ÿ˜‚ you need to control those urges of yours.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you and your hormones. ๐Ÿ˜‚ you need to control those urges of yours.

Hey what can I say? ๐Ÿ˜›

true. what can you do? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
true. what can you do? ๐Ÿ˜‰

I can do a lot. ๐Ÿ˜‰

LF don't make me smack you again. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
LF don't make me smack you again. ๐Ÿ˜‚

* grabs FJs ass * You never said I couldnt grab. ๐Ÿ˜›

what's with everyone grabbing my ass these days? *smacks LF's head and then pulls his shirt over his head to wear its stuck* and no, i didn't give you permission either.

I once had this fantasy that I hiked ten miles to an abandoned hot spring in the middle of a redwood forest, and as I soaked naked in the hot spring, a naked woman and her dog joined me. They soaked and then started making out, the woman and the dog. Then, I watched and ate beer nuts under a full moon.eat

*smacks FJ's ass and runs*

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what's with everyone grabbing my ass these days? *smacks LF's head and then pulls his shirt over his head to wear its stuck* and no, i didn't give you permission either.

Hey its hard to resist. ๐Ÿ˜› * pulls shirt back to normal *

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what's with everyone grabbing my ass these days? *smacks LF's head and then pulls his shirt over his head to wear its stuck* and no, i didn't give you permission either.

FJ, I would never do that to you. Not because I'm a nice guy, but because you are like 14 or something and I'm like super old and stuff, so . . . ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I once had this fantasy that I hiked ten miles to an abandoned hot spring in the middle of a redwood forest, and as I soaked naked in the hot spring, a naked woman and her dog joined me. They soaked and then started making out, the woman and the dog. Then, I watched and ate beer nuts under a full moon.eat

*shakes head* ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
FJ, I would never do that to you. Not because I'm a nice guy, but because you are like 14 or something and I'm like super old and stuff, so . . . ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

correction: i'm 17. ๐Ÿ˜Ž