wildest sexual fantasy

I missed getting horny.

Originally posted by Superfly4000
mmmmmmmmm squirty cream

that sounds so badd

its a sexual fantasy thread and you guys stare blanked face at the thought of squirty cream on your chest and having the female lick it off. Oh god im gonna crack up

lol

squirty cream scares me because it maes me think of what happens at a male's climx 😐

Originally posted by Snoopbert
squirty cream scares me because it maes me think of what happens at a male's climx 😐

or a girls

It doesnt squirt young one.

😂

Originally posted by DarkC
I only use it if I'm forced to, or horny, or get flirted with, etc. 😬

so i'm not special enough for you. disgust

Originally posted by Snoopbert
Correction: my name is Matteh 😛

let me guess, inspired by a certain someone? 😛

awww, panda, i'm so sorry. there's always the phone though.

Originally posted by Snoopbert
squirty cream scares me because it maes me think of what happens at a male's climx 😐

Its just cream in a can..How scary is tht!!

Or would you guys like chocolate body paint instead...

Originally posted by Enslaved
Its just cream in a can..How scary is tht!!

Or would you guys like chocolate body paint instead...

Actually I would prefer Chocoalate body paint 🙂'

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
so i'm not special enough for you. disgust

let me guess, inspired by a certain someone? 😛

awww, panda, i'm so sorry. there's always the phone though.

Yes 😛

do you all think I don't know what you're talking about? ugh..i know this stuff

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
so i'm not special enough for you. disgust

Originally posted by DarkC
Course you're special! hug I just only use the shifty under special circumstances. srug

Well if im doing the liking i much prefer cream...Chocolate body paint is sickly..But i quess honey is good

do all the liking you want

Originally posted by Superfly4000
do all the liking you want

I meant licking..lmfao 😆

and its hrad as im single

😛