wildest sexual fantasy

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
ah, now that's the million dollar question of the day. 😖hifty:

like you'd actually have a chance. 😛

awww, panda, hun. #huh# we all luv you here. 😊

Originally posted by DarkC
What do you mean? 😕

what do you think it means? 😖hifty:

ally, i'm not sure if i should be disturbed by that or not. 😛

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what do you think it means? 😖hifty:

ally, i'm not sure if i should be disturbed by that or not. 😛

SSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hun, this isn't the bachelor or the bachelorette. 😛

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what do you think it means? 😖hifty:

ally, i'm not sure if i should be disturbed by that or not. 😛

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
don't i feel special 😄

You should! Unless you're writing the book 😉.

-AC

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
hun, this isn't the bachelor or the bachelorette. 😛

Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare My name is Allyn!

opps, sorry. 😆 type.

you never know, it might suit you. 😛

robbie knows all about that, doesn't he. *glances in robbie's direction*

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You should! Unless you're writing the book 😉.

-AC

i've been lying to you all. i've been using this thread as inspiration for all my latest novels. i've been harboring in millions of dollars and enjoying the luxuary and publicity of being a new york times best-selling author as i sit here in my mansion, butt naked in a pool of chocolate pudding drinking a martini, with a laptop in my lap, waiting and watching as you guys sit there innocently typing away every fantasy that comes to mind. talk about extortion suckas. 😎

Originally posted by DarkC
Of course not. 😊

that's what you think. 🥷

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i've been lying to you all. i've been using this thread as inspiration for all my latest novels. i've been harboring in millions of dollars and enjoying the luxuary and publicity of being a new york times best-selling author as i sit here in my mansion, butt naked in a pool of chocolate pudding drinking a martini, with a laptop in my lap, waiting and watching as you guys sit there innocently typing away every fantasy that comes to mind. talk about extortion suckas. 😎

I wonder what RJ's policy on sharing is...

Just kidding haha. You're another man's female, I respect that. Hehe.

(My number is in your PM box)

-AC

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
that's what you think. 🥷

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I wonder what RJ's policy on sharing is...

Just kidding haha. You're another man's female, I respect that. Hehe.

(My number is in your PM box)

-AC

RJ's very open about trying new things. 😖hifty:

i was wondering who that was from. 😛

Originally posted by DarkC
Gah!!!! Make up your mind!!

what can i say? i'm impulsive. 😄

crybaby

I still dont know what an Oral Ninja is.I understand the Oral part.But why is he a Ninja?Can he do it unnoticed?

* smacks dark with a peice of ham *

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what can i say? i'm impulsive. 😄

*smacks Rob with an expired cheese bagel*

Originally posted by Otaku
I still dont know what an Oral Ninja is.I understand the Oral part.But why is he a Ninja?Can he do it unnoticed?

I always thought he is a debater like a ninja...you know quick but thorough.......I saw the oral in a more old fashioned almoist classic definition....

Originally posted by Otaku
I still dont know what an Oral Ninja is.I understand the Oral part.But why is he a Ninja?Can he do it unnoticed?

*pats your head* awww, hun that's okay. one day you'll sit down with your parents and have that strange and awkward talk about the birds and the bees. 😛

robbie, you can't just go around smacking people with a han. disgust *picks up a turkey and smacks you with it* ha! 😛

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*pats your head* awww, hun that's okay. one day you'll sit down with your parents and have that strange and awkward talk about the birds and the bees. 😛

robbie, you can't just go around smacking people with a han. disgust *picks up a turkey and smacks you with it* ha! 😛

Its spelled " ham " euro

Being an oral ninja is like the Matrix, you can't be told what it is. You have to see (or in this case, feel) it for yourself.

Being that I am a male, this applies to females only. I can't break the oral ninja oath of secrecy though.

Like FJ said, one day etc.

-AC