wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Fallen Jedi2,663 pages
Originally posted by jinzin
shifty eh? well we'll just see about that...

should i be worried? πŸ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Coldfire
I know droolio

😏

πŸ˜‚ well well well..... now you've gone and done it..

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
should i be worried? πŸ˜–hifty:

depends... you got a problem with frisky biters?

Question for coldfire: Fire= hot hot= melts any cold substance or heats it up, now according to scientific theory, there is no way that a fire could be cold unless you burn somebodys arm and then pour ice down their pants. And I just made all of that up so my question is this: Can you make me a sandwhich? πŸͺ©

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
nah I would rather wear anything other than that. I'd rather go commando πŸͺ©

yes, but zippers can be tricky. πŸ˜› what happens if it gets caught?! 😱

Originally posted by jinzin
depends... you got a problem with frisky biters?

i've been known to leave bite marks. πŸ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
yes, but zippers can be tricky. πŸ˜› what happens if it gets caught?! 😱

i've been known to leave bite marks. πŸ˜–hifty:

Ouch, ok well then I would rather wear anything else besides tighty whities which look extremely rediculous 😐

Originally posted by jinzin
πŸ˜‚ well well well..... now you've gone and done it..

gone and done what? 😏
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Question for coldfire: Fire= hot hot= melts any cold substance or heats it up, now according to scientific theory, there is no way that a fire could be cold unless you burn somebodys arm and then pour ice down their pants. And I just made all of that up so my question is this: Can you make me a sandwhich? πŸͺ©

LOL I might be able to arrange that πŸ˜‰

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
yes, but zippers can be tricky. πŸ˜› what happens if it gets caught?! 😱

i've been known to leave bite marks. πŸ˜–hifty:

well then I think we'll be getting along just fine..... πŸ˜‰

Originally posted by Coldfire
gone and done what? 😏

LOL I might be able to arrange that πŸ˜‰

oh you'll see.....

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Ouch, ok well then I would rather wear anything else besides tighty whities which look extremely rediculous 😐

you have an entire drawer full of them don't you?! 😱 i knew it! you can't get anything past me. πŸ˜–mart:

Originally posted by Coldfire
gone and done what? 😏

LOL I might be able to arrange that πŸ˜‰

Wow that was easy πŸ˜‚ Now can you make FJ be my maid for 24 hours? If you do that I will bow down and shine your shoes and make you a BLT sandwhich 😱

Originally posted by jinzin
well then I think we'll be getting along just fine..... πŸ˜‰

i'm friendly. πŸ˜–hifty: well, i can be... if i wanted to.

Originally posted by jinzin
oh you'll see.....

excellent 😏

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i'm friendly. πŸ˜–hifty: well, i can be... if i wanted to.

and what if i want you not to be... hehehehehe😈

Originally posted by Coldfire
excellent 😏

don't say that until you know the whole story.. who knows I may surprise you... and I't might not be pleasant... 😈

Originally posted by jinzin
and what if i want you not to be... hehehehehe😈

don't say that until you know the whole story.. who knows I may surprise you... and I't might not be pleasant... 😈


And how, pray tell, would it be unpleasant? πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Wow that was easy πŸ˜‚ Now can you make FJ be my maid for 24 hours? If you do that I will bow down and shine your shoes and make you a BLT sandwhich 😱

you're my b!tch and you know it. 😊 if anything, you're the one who should bow down, pledge your life, allegiance, and soul to me. i'm just that good. 😎

Originally posted by jinzin
and what if i want you not to be... hehehehehe😈

don't say that until you know the whole story.. who knows I may surprise you... and I't might not be pleasant... 😈

i might be taking on a few requests. πŸ˜–hifty:

well.... do you mind getting a little messy?

and by a little i meant... a lot...

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i might be taking on a few requests. πŸ˜–hifty:

as you wish my lady... but I'm not gonna be nice about it....

😈

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you're my b!tch and you know it. 😊 if anything, you're the one who should bow down, pledge your life, allegiance, and soul to me. i'm just that good. 😎

Like oh my gosh girlfreind, dont go there...

Originally posted by jinzin
well.... do you mind getting a little messy?

I'm sure everyone here does 😏
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Wow that was easy πŸ˜‚ Now can you make FJ be my maid for 24 hours? If you do that I will bow down and shine your shoes and make you a BLT sandwhich 😱

lol that's cuz I'm too lazy to think of a retort πŸ˜›