Originally posted by LittleGilraen
22?! 😱
i would have said the same thing. 😆
Originally posted by hubby
my fantasy would be to find a woman NOT in the followin catagorys
1:turns phyco after 1 week
2:can have one convosation that dont end up in a argumet
3:wants a relationship after 3 days
4:has a bigger sex drive than meas for the goin to hell thing your all f*%ked n e way
A thermodynamics professor wrote a take home exam for his graduate students.
It had one question: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a
mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what
rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it
will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at
the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than
one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project
that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can
expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for
the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and
volume needs to stay constant.1. So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell,
then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.2. Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell,
than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.So which is it? If we accept the postulate given me by Therese Banyan during our
freshman year, and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded
in having sexual relations with her, then # 2 cannot be true, and hell is exothermic."
yup, you're going to hell. 😊
i hear lust is the most deadliest sin. 😖hifty: