wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Clark_Kent2,663 pages

vampires are cool, there is one that lives on top of the hill, lived thee for 2 years. he wares black and drives a hearse. i run past his fence every evening, just b4 the sun goes down...

there is no such a thing.

vampires and witches. witchs with a big long green nose. they have yellow eyes with a black center. thier skin is pale green, thier breath smells like a bag full of A-holes....phew!

πŸ˜‘

^ i agree with FJ for ONCE. 😐

πŸ˜‚ and what does that mean?

It means that you finally said one thing that I agree with. πŸ˜›

i just like arguing with you. πŸ˜„

Yeah but I always win. 😎

yeah, now that's a stretch. πŸ™„

The only thing thats a stretch is me wakeing up in the morning and stretching. πŸ˜–mart: But I always win. πŸ˜›

don't you wish. you're the one who always gives up and i have the pms to prove it too.

Nah FJ Im the true king of arguing.king

the king of pervs you mean. πŸ˜‚

What? Me? Oh Im never perverted. ❌

i was up till 3 o' clock, last night. and let me say, i handle my job like the president of the united sates of A. i was commder and leader, i broke down the fences to free my people. ahh, what a night.

then what do you call smacking my ass and staring at my thong? πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
then what do you call smacking my ass and staring at my thong? πŸ˜›

I call that being a guy. πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Clark_Kent
i was up till 3 o' clock, last night. and let me say, i handle my job like the president of the united sates of A. i was commder and leader, i broke down the fences to free my people. ahh, what a night.

sounds fun. and who were you trying to liberate?

Originally posted by leatherface12
I call that being a guy. πŸ˜›

someone who apparantly can't control their hormones. πŸ™„