wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Coldfire2,663 pages

Originally posted by Captain REX
But yes, I was hanging out at the park with my gf today. I'm a lowly virgin, but it was still a great place to let loose. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

lol I'll bet ๐Ÿ˜

in the Mcdonalds play pen

๐Ÿ˜ฑ you know where they keep all those colorful balls in, that's were I've always wanted to do it in, every time i go to McD's

Originally posted by a1hsauce
in the Mcdonalds play pen

๐Ÿ˜‚

2001: Sex Oddity! ๐Ÿ˜›

a1, that's just disturbing. ๐Ÿ˜„

KID: Hey, what's that noise in the tubes?
*KID crawls in and discovers MASSIVE ORGY*
KID: My mommy says I shouldn't see those things!
RONALD: Sure she does! Join in!
A1: Wooooooooooooooooo!

Originally posted by Captain REX
2001: Sex Oddity! ๐Ÿ˜›

a1, that's just disturbing. ๐Ÿ˜„

KID: Hey, what's that noise in the tubes?
*KID crawls in and discovers MASSIVE ORGY*
KID: My mommy says I shouldn't see those things!
RONALD: Sure she does! Join in!
A1: Wooooooooooooooooo!


๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by Captain REX
2001: Sex Oddity! ๐Ÿ˜›

a1, that's just disturbing. ๐Ÿ˜„

KID: Hey, what's that noise in the tubes?
*KID crawls in and discovers MASSIVE ORGY*
KID: My mommy says I shouldn't see those things!
RONALD: Sure she does! Join in!
A1: Wooooooooooooooooo!


hysterical

*takes a bow*

Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind...

rex= do u get off by makin ppl feel stupid?

Originally posted by Captain REX
*takes a bow*

Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind...


Ohhhh man, I can just picture that.... ๐Ÿ˜‚

Originally posted by Ms Flower
....first post....hmmm...hmm interesting....

yes, raz did a bit of... editing. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Leo.M
sorry i forgot bag

heathen *gasp* I'm an angel innocent

nothing....... being curious is a good things ๐Ÿ˜›

Oh I'll do more then sway them ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

forgot? how could you? cry

no, hun, that's not a halo. those are HORNS. ๐Ÿ˜›

sway? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: i'd like to think of it more as 'grinding.'

Originally posted by Leo.M

well that's if fj doesn't beat you to it ๐Ÿ˜›

i'll do what now? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by a1hsauce
in the Mcdonalds play pen

i hear you can find a lot of used condoms in there. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi

forgot? how could you? cry

no, hun, that's not a halo. those are HORNS. ๐Ÿ˜›

sway? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: i'd like to think of it more as 'grinding.'

bag I said i was sorry cry

๐Ÿ˜› i have a halo missy eeker see you just have to look closely and ignore the horns ๐Ÿ˜›

either way I'll win the verdict ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i'll do what now? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

i hear you can find a lot of used condoms in there. ๐Ÿ˜›

shock I.......................... I...................... I never posted that ๐Ÿฅท * runs and hides for cover* couch

that's just wrong shock

Originally posted by Leo.M
๐Ÿ˜ฑ you know where they keep all those colorful balls in, that's were I've always wanted to do it in, every time i go to McD's

omg, I lover those things ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by Salem07
omg, I lover those things ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

then you should jump in there with me one of these days ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Leo.M
bag I said i was sorry cry

๐Ÿ˜› i have a halo missy eeker see you just have to look closely and ignore the horns ๐Ÿ˜›

either way I'll win the verdict ๐Ÿ˜›

you can't use that smilie. schmoll

i did and all i see are horns, mister. ๐Ÿ˜›

i can be pretty hard to convince at times. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Leo.M
shock I.......................... I...................... I never posted that ๐Ÿฅท * runs and hides for cover* couch

that's just wrong shock

oh, yes you did! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and besides, hiding won't do you any good. detective

i'm just he messenger. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Salem07
omg, I lover those things ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

i still go in those things. ๐Ÿ˜†

Welcome back, madam.

Did you bring me a souvenier? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by DarkC
Welcome back, madam.

Did you bring me a souvenier? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

why thank you good sir. eyes

souveneirs? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: i might have a few for you. ๐Ÿ˜—