wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Salem072,663 pages

Leo--you are so obvious and predictable ๐Ÿ˜›

my WSF includes mic and webcam ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅท ๐Ÿ™„

that's hot๐Ÿฅท

*stretches out on Leo's couch, spills beer on it*

Originally posted by Leo.M
sticky is only good on a person

NO........... it's not a GUY thing ๐Ÿ˜›............. have you ever worked out in agym. the reason i don't like it is cos it's gross when your working out..... you know when you sweat.... the deodorant sometime drips from your armpit hair ๐Ÿ˜˜ and i only shave there once a week

๐Ÿ˜† not all of it........ just some

"go on, go on"

I think that's MORE then a enough information for YOU ๐Ÿ˜›

what's your definition of sticky? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

a good shower usually takes care of all that. ๐Ÿ˜— though what happens after the shower is a different story entirely. ๐Ÿฅท

poor pubes. cry

you know me ๐Ÿ˜ฑ i'll never pass up an opportunity to learn something new. droolio

Originally posted by Leo.M
1) ............................................... i do ๐Ÿ˜ and so does he

2) it means the WORLD to me and it's from lazyBoy company ........................ yet ๐Ÿคจ ............................. YET scared.................

I'LL START WWIII OVER IT

I mean it

I will

I'm not bluffing ๐Ÿ˜

3) punishing intentions glare

1) too late i've already claimed him for my own. ๐Ÿ˜›

2) paranoia. don't you just love it? ๐Ÿ˜†

3) if you're in desperate need of a punishment i'm certainly not gonna deprive you of it. whip

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a walking talking sexual fantasy. at least to FJ i am.

walking? i guess that depends on what position we're in. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: talking? i wouldn't call screaming talking. ๐Ÿ˜—

Originally posted by Salem07
No owning of Chelsea or FJ ๐Ÿ˜„

But we do own you ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

he may not have realized it yet, chels... or he's simply choosing to deny it... but we'll make him come to terms with reality. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

for now, just look pretty and smile. ๐Ÿฅท

FJ in my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜„

are we having a sleep over? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

hey check out my 1,000,000th post game. We're having a party!
beer, wine, SEX!!!

a million posts? the OTF alone barely has 2 million. ๐Ÿ˜›

beer, wine, sex?! shock you wouldn't be trying to take advantage of me would you? ๐Ÿ˜•

no, no, no, hehe. NO. See imagine a thread with 1 million post!!! The only problem is I need more people. Last week we only got 1,000. That means 1,000,000 will take 19 years! That's a long time. If someone like you FJ posts in it lots of people will and it would probably take a lot quicker. 19,000 a week means 1 year!!! so we have to times the progress by 9! I'm begging you please join in. It's had so many parties, it's been like 1 every 10 pages! So please just join in.

no thread has even nearly that many posts. this one has been up for about two years now and its just now reaching over the 40,000 mark (though i think that has a lot to do with me being gone for about a year ๐Ÿ˜• ). there are just a handful of threads with more posts than this one. 19,000 posts a week is a bit of a stretch.

6th place everyone. clap no bad, not bad at all.

thank goodness for horny people. ๐Ÿ˜›

Otherwise the population would be severely lower if there were no horny people.

with you being one of them. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Not so loud, damn it!!!

oops. ๐Ÿ˜— i had no idea it was suppse to be a secret.

though its pretty obvious if you post in here. ๐Ÿ˜›

I post in here because I talk to you, mainly.

oh no, all the sex talk has nothing to do with it. ๐Ÿ˜›

i live to entertain. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

sexual promisxuity is nothing to be ashamed of...as long as it doesnt interfere with your everyday routine... with that said...at the local observatory would be nice โœ