wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Fallen Jedi2,663 pages
Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Well, one guy did and killed his penis whe nhe put it through the outlet.................

holy hell. ๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by Bloigen
Sex on computers is terrible. You always fall off.

phew. and i thought i was the only to try that. ๐Ÿ˜›

my real name is Andrew.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
my real name is Andrew.

that's my middle name ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
I named mine "13 Inches". ๐Ÿ˜›

Mines called "The 2 Foot Monster".

Originally posted by Bloigen
Mines called "The 2 Foot Monster".

Damnit......................

Seriously don't try to lie on the computer i've just broken something, but I don't know what.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Seriously don't try to lie on the computer i've just broken something, but I don't know what.

Your dick?

Originally posted by Leo.M
that's my middle name ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

strange how you only told me your middle name. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Your dick?

?
No, something fell to the ground and smashed but I can't find it.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Mines called "The 2 Foot Monster".

you could play horseshoe with that. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
I named mine "13 Inches". ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Bloigen
Mines called "The 2 Foot Monster".

And do they live up to the name ๐Ÿ˜‚

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
strange how you only told me your middle name. ๐Ÿ˜›

they'll all forget always ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Bloigen
Mines called "The 2 Foot Monster".
mines Volcano in a forest.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you could play horseshoe with that. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜‚

silly guys

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you could play horseshoe with that. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

That might hurt.

what? i want a stuff teddy. cry

one of those really fluffy ones?

Originally posted by Leo.M
they'll all forget always ๐Ÿ˜›

its not leo is it? ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
one of those really fluffy ones?

yes, those huge giant ones they have at carnivals. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
its not leo is it? ๐Ÿ˜›

yes, those huge giant ones they have at carnivals. ๐Ÿ˜Š


? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Guess you need little afford to make a guy win you one!