wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Fallen Jedi2,663 pages

bite my what? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Can I bite ya FJ?

wouldn't you like to know ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Bloigen
Can I bite ya FJ?

but that might hurt. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i don't think there'd be much walking involved. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Not after, no ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

So what's it gonna be? You talking or "walking"? To quote Prince: If you got the time baby, I got the ride.

-AC

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
wouldn't you like to know ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

as long as i get 3 guesses! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Not after, no ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

So what's it gonna be? You talking or "walking"? To quote Prince: If you got the time baby, I got the ride.

-AC

but what kind of ride is it? ๐Ÿ˜• wil it be bumpy? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

ok FJ, 3 guesses

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
but what kind of ride is it? ๐Ÿ˜• wil it be bumpy? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

It'll be whatever you want it to be. I can't go into more detail, my ride is like The Matrix. You can't be told what it is, you gotta experience it for yourself ๐Ÿ˜‰.

-AC

step up to the plate eh ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
ok FJ, 3 guesses

was it my shoulder? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It'll be whatever you want it to be. I can't go into more detail, my ride is like The Matrix. You can't be told what it is, you gotta experience it for yourself ๐Ÿ˜‰.

-AC

well, i don't see the red pill anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
step up to the plate eh ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

someone stole it. disgust

nope not your shoulder

aw damn

*finds a new plate and steps on it* does this work ๐Ÿ˜•

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
someone stole it. disgust

Yeh, that was me. Sorry.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
well, i don't see the red pill anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜›

Ahh a non-believer. Fair enough. When you're ready for the trip, let me know ๐Ÿ˜‰.

-AC

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
nope not your shoulder

my ankle? ๐Ÿ˜•

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
*finds a new plate and steps on it* does this work ๐Ÿ˜•

๐Ÿ˜†

but i liked the first one. ๐Ÿ˜›

not the ankle either

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yeh, that was me. Sorry.

you can't just go around stealing other people's plates, you know. ๐Ÿ˜ 

this calls for a severe punishment. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Ahh a non-believer. Fair enough. When you're ready for the trip, let me know ๐Ÿ˜‰.

-AC

okay, but how long are we staying? ๐Ÿฅท

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you can't just go around stealing other people's plates, you know. ๐Ÿ˜ 

this calls for a severe punishment. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Sex? A Whipping? Or ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Or just shoot him in the leg a few times