wildest sexual fantasy

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Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
chels, we all have challenges. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I know that now๐Ÿ˜›

i understand, kev. ๐Ÿ˜Š

just expect a lump of coal from me on xmas morning. schmoll

jk. ๐Ÿ˜›

well, darkc, i guess you could poke people with the sharp one and use curved one to snare people with? ๐Ÿ˜•

ill throw it back at you

chels, you're one of a kind. ๐Ÿ˜„ (btw, i always suspected that the innocence was just a front. ๐Ÿ˜› )

you can't even throw that far, kev. there's like 13 states between us. ๐Ÿ˜›

ill fly ๐Ÿฅท i can fly btw

i know, i have always flattered myself with the one of a kindness๐Ÿ˜„ you knew it anyways

you can't fly. shock can you? ๐Ÿ˜•

i can teleport. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

well, chels, its not like i'm gonna go and ask you such a blunt question for everyone to read. ๐Ÿ˜›

yes i can ๐Ÿฅท

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you can't fly. shock can you? ๐Ÿ˜•

i can teleport. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

well, chels, its not like i'm gonna go and ask you such a blunt question for everyone to read. ๐Ÿ˜›

i wouldn't put it past you๐Ÿ˜›

that might explain a few things then. detective my bedrom window is always open when i wake up. i close and lock it before i go to bed, but i always find it open the next morning. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

chels, you do have a point.

*asks chels a blunt and personal question for everyone to read*

shock

dun, dun, DUN!!!!

i swear it wasnt me๐Ÿฅท ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

*goes to answer blunt question*

yes, that IS my final answer

i'll comb the room for fingerprints and stray strands of hair, you know. ๐Ÿฅท

go for it, it wasnt me, at least not last night

you have to ring the buzzer first, chels. ๐Ÿ˜›

i knew it. disgust you can't just sneak into people's homes whenever you want, you know. schmoll

i'll be beefing up my security. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i understand, kev. ๐Ÿ˜Š

just expect a lump of coal from me on xmas morning. schmoll

jk. ๐Ÿ˜›

well, darkc, i guess you could poke people with the sharp one and use curved one to snare people with? ๐Ÿ˜•


I'd get my ass beat, but okay. ๐Ÿ˜„

i have my ways of getting around security

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you have to ring the buzzer first, chels. ๐Ÿ˜›

i knew it. disgust you can't just sneak into people's homes whenever you want, you know. schmoll

i'll be beefing up my security. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

*rings buzzer* THAT is my final answer! are you happy now?!glare

brain power, then? ๐Ÿ˜› shock them with your infinite knowledge of random things and then... POKE! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

darkc >>> pokey <<<< evil doer

and i have ways of trapping the prey. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

well, you didn't have to hit it so hard, chels. ๐Ÿ˜• i think you broke it. schmoll

and i have ways of escaping predators ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: