Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
Ok here's my fantasy: First... we both get naked. Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.
So all in all: Naked... jacuzzi... Pepto-Bismol... toenails... shave my buttocks