wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Vathu2,663 pages

You're so dirty FJ ๐Ÿ™„

RJs one lucky guy ๐Ÿ˜›

Meh.. I've got my own girl to worry about. ^_^

Originally posted by Vathu
You never ever want to drop the soap in prison.. You might get ass-raped. ๐Ÿ˜

I watch waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much discovery channel. boxed

are you sure that wasn't gay porn? ๐Ÿ˜•

Originally posted by Coldfire
Time out?? aww disgust

Ok ๐Ÿ˜›

lol yeah that too ๐Ÿ˜‚

were you expecting something else? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
are you sure that wasn't gay porn? ๐Ÿ˜•

were you expecting something else? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:


So that means I have to go to my room?? ๐Ÿ˜

i don't know if i trust you up in your room. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi

we do own a paint gun. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

๐Ÿฅท i'm just waiting for the right opportune moment.

its not my fault if the door just happens to get jammed. ๐Ÿ˜—

no. ๐Ÿ˜‚ he tries that one on me all the time.

that's even more of reason to hide ๐Ÿฅท

shock *good thing i still have my couch*

๐Ÿ˜............... I'm just not gonna go with him to a room alone

sure ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i don't know if i trust you up in your room. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Well then send someone with me ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ˜–hifty: ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

I'm clean now! ๐Ÿ˜›

a woman or a man

In my backyard on a hot summer day...in the grass. She is wearing those big mary j blige sunglasses. Plump ass, boobs, nice legs a little sweaty, just enough to see perspiration on her breasts. Use your imagination for the rest.

Oh and I also have had this fascination with getting it on in school. I actually have...in a school staircase. But I always wanted to in classroom....that would be GREATTTTT!

I saw wedding crashers the other night...i wouldnt mind a small rub down under the dinner table ๐Ÿ˜„

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A man can be a woman 95% but women can't be men. In my case I am both man/woman AND I am not homo or gay or whatever, it is just the way I think. We believe that a woman is smart and a man is brute, well you got that right people, but what of it, what if you could be both mentally not physically. I do not like men and for that I am not a man but a boy/kid. A woman has many abilities that men are short, like pleasing others kind of mom-to-baby, that's when we say "we need a mom." I do not possess that ability, I need it. I do possess other abilities that men don't seem to have and that is flexibility. So, guys see my posts and say, "hey look that's gay" and I think oh s how stupid that is, they don't even know me.

A tough guy thinks he's tough and has attitude then comes right at you in a commanding mode. Some men are nearly perfect some are rats. Do not ever think you're big, be. A man desires a woman so hard that sometimes they cannot control it, then rejected or whatever. Women exist for men and for sex/companionship and they use it as a weapon, sometimes on innocent men. So, enjoy sex people and be the best you could, but do not ever let sex control you.

Originally posted by Leo.M
that's even more of reason to hide ๐Ÿฅท

shock *good thing i still have my couch*

๐Ÿ˜............... I'm just not gonna go with him to a room alone

i don't think it'd hurt that much. ๐Ÿ˜›

ah, but have you seen your couch lately? ๐Ÿฅท

and that's where a bit of trickery and manipulation comes in. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Coldfire
Well then send someone with me ๐Ÿ˜

why? do you need someone to keep an eye on you? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

hey fj!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I saw wedding crashers the other night...i wouldnt mind a small rub down under the dinner table ๐Ÿ˜„

like a feet rub? ๐Ÿฅท

Originally posted by Salem07
I'm clean now! ๐Ÿ˜›

we could hose you down from head to toe, chels, and you still wouldn't be clean enough. ๐Ÿ˜›

redcaped, i never know what to think about your posts. ๐Ÿ˜•

Originally posted by redcaped
A man can be a woman 95% but women can't be men. In my case I am both man/woman AND I am not homo or gay or whatever, it is just the way I think. We believe that a woman is smart and a man is brute, well you got that right people, but what of it, what if you could be both mentally not physically. I do not like men and for that I am not a man but a boy/kid. A woman has many abilities that men are short, like pleasing others kind of mom-to-baby, that's when we say "we need a mom." I do not possess that ability, I need it. I do possess other abilities that men don't seem to have and that is flexibility. So, guys see my posts and say, "hey look that's gay" and I think oh s how stupid that is, they don't even know me.

huh? ๐Ÿ˜•

hey kev. ๐Ÿ˜„

how hard do you want me to bite? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
huh? ๐Ÿ˜•

pay attention. ๐Ÿ˜›