wildest sexual fantasy

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chels!!!! the colts lost!!!!! sad

Originally posted by Leo.M
Yeah like your black couch that had a WHITE stain on it 😛

that's all your fault mister!!

I know rj, I was pissed off badddd!! 😠

that's not fair chels, it's just as much my fault as it is yours schmoll

it was your idea

I didn’t know the whip cream was gonna stain the couch and I told you we should have used chocolate but you said no, cos you hate it disgust

well I didn't know it would stain it either, so don't blame me

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
already been done.
i know i posted it 😄

Originally posted by Salem07
well I didn't know it would stain it either, so don't blame me

okay since we BOTH didn't know it would stain it... then it's no ones faults 😊 *coughs* it was all chels's fault*coughs* whistling

hey now, you still can't blame me and get away with it😛 there is payback buddy

Originally posted by Salem07
hey now, you still can't blame me and get away with it😛 there is payback buddy

Payback? 🤨... leo does not know the meaning of payback. 😛... And your forgetting, I STILL have my COUCH to retreat to 🥷

At a 7-11 store 😱

well mr.Leo has something to learn then, huh? 😛

😱 at Willy Wonkas Mansion!!!

Originally posted by Salem07
well mr.Leo has something to learn then, huh? 😛

I'm always willing to learn 😖mart: I just need a teacher to teach me whistling

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😱 at Willy Wonkas Mansion!!!

that's the best one I've heard in days ✅ all the candy that's around droolio

In the water tank that some bars have as the background 😱

well then, you now have a teacher😉

There are two guys window cleaners. They start early in the morning from the last floor of the building. They clean like 8 floor windows then have lunch with something they bought down there(?) So the keep on them (windows). As they descent one of them spots a terrific sex act with a great gal and says WAIT! what what's up? But as the guy asks he keeps lowering the thing. One knows, the other takes the tool to clean as he walks to the edge. Then looks to the other at the other edge. "Hey man come over here" then he goes to the other guy passing the one closed side of the window. Whata f are you doing?! Then looks to his right side and opened his eyes wide as they see the guy in the room approaching them and opens the window and says "you guys should work faster WTF!" And the one surprised says "look fella I don't ftw, we'll keep moving." The inside guy pushed them hard making them lose balance. Hold on man!! Yeah, it could happen.

Originally posted by Salem07
well then, you now have a teacher😉

and what will you teach me? 😖hifty:

I'm not the new year dropping ball!

Originally posted by redcaped
There are two guys window cleaners. They start early in the morning from the last floor of the building. They clean like 8 floor windows then have lunch with something they bought down there(?) So the keep on them (windows). As they descent one of them spots a terrific sex act with a great gal and says WAIT! what what's up? But as the guy asks he keeps lowering the thing. One knows, the other takes the tool to clean as he walks to the edge. Then looks to the other at the other edge. "Hey man come over here" then he goes to the other guy passing the one closed side of the window. Whata f are you doing?! Then looks to his right side and opened his eyes wide as they see the guy in the room approaching them and opens the window and says "you guys should work faster WTF!" And the one surprised says "look fella I don't ftw, we'll keep moving." The inside guy pushed them hard making them lose balance. Hold on man!! Yeah, it could happen.

you are without a doubt the strangest person i have encountered here.

Thanks

Originally posted by Leo.M
I'm always willing to learn 😖mart: I just need a teacher to teach me whistling

that's the best one I've heard in days ✅ all the candy that's around droolio

In the water tank that some bars have as the background 😱


yessss...it is a good one isnt it 😖hifty: