wildest sexual fantasy

Started by XxLuvMe4MexX2,663 pages

Originally posted by Leo.M
droolio

*waves hand like crazy* ME ME ME ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

*holds beer just out of reach*

Sorry babe, but you're going to need to WORK for this here beer. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: *sits on a chair* Come on hot stuff, where's my super naked lap dance?

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
I'd jump on you faster then a dog on a fire hydrant. -_- You have NO idea.

Wanna beer anyone?


hysterical

Originally posted by K.Diddy
๐Ÿ˜†

๐Ÿบ If you ever got banned, I would kick up that much of a storm about it,I would end up banned myself ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

i would do the same for you man ๐Ÿ˜† I'd be SOOOO pissed

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
*holds beer just out of reach*

Sorry babe, but you're going to need to WORK for this here beer. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: *sits on a chair* Come on hot stuff, where's my super naked lap dance?

I... i charge for that ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Leo.M
I... i charge for that ๐Ÿ˜›

What?! FINE two beers for a super sticky lap dance. or was it super nekkid? ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: Both sound good.

you want some music? just call me the music lady

^ sure ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
What?! FINE two beers for a super sticky lap dance. or was it super nekkid? ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: Both sound good.

sounds good to me ๐Ÿ˜„

*starts to dance and takes off shirt* woo

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
What?! FINE two beers for a super sticky lap dance. or was it super nekkid? ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: Both sound good.

๐Ÿ˜‚

Originally posted by Leo.M
^ sure ๐Ÿ˜„

sounds good to me ๐Ÿ˜„

*starts to dance and takes off shirt* woo

๐Ÿ˜‚ *hands you one beer and sticks a 20 dllar bill in the elastic of ur underwear* NEXT GOES THE BOXERS! ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: That's right... just keep getting nekkid... droolio

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
๐Ÿ˜‚ *hands you one beer and sticks a 20 dllar bill in the elastic of ur underwear* NEXT GOES THE BOXERS! ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: That's right... just keep getting nekkid... droolio

thank you ๐Ÿ˜„

hold on, my pants aren't even off yet ๐Ÿ˜†

*unzips pants* ๐Ÿ˜—

Originally posted by Leo.M
thank you ๐Ÿ˜„

hold on, my pants aren't even off yet ๐Ÿ˜†

*unzips pants* ๐Ÿ˜—

*waits impatiently* Oh hurry up, I wanna see some of ur man stuff! *pulls down your pants for you* ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ *hands you the other beer* I see you're going commando... That should hold me off for the rest of tonight... droolio

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
*waits impatiently* Oh hurry up, I wanna see some of ur man stuff! *pulls down your pants for you* ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ *hands you the other beer* I see you're going commando... That should hold me off for the rest of tonight... droolio

my god ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

* takes off tie and puts it around your nick and gets really close to you*๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

omfg you people are so fking horny tonight I can hardly believe it ๐Ÿ˜‘

๐Ÿ˜† Who say's I'm horny? I just wanna see his stuff stuff. ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Leo.M
my god ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

* takes off tie and puts it around your nick and gets really close to you*๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

I have a 100 bucks in my back pocket... ๐Ÿ˜‰

*takes Leo into the back room and...* censored2

๐Ÿ˜› I gotta go you guys. I'll be on tomorrow. Later. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Byyyye Leo. ๐Ÿ˜†

BYE AMBER!!!

Originally posted by Coldfire
omfg you people are so fking horny tonight I can hardly believe it ๐Ÿ˜‘

she's giving me money... what do you except ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
๐Ÿ˜† Who say's I'm horny? I just wanna see his stuff stuff. ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

I have a 100 bucks in my back pocket...

*takes Leo into the back room and...* censored2

๐Ÿ˜› I gotta go you guys. I'll be on tomorrow. Later. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Byyyye Leo. ๐Ÿ˜†

BYE AMBER!!!

a 100 you say eh?

that was amazingdroolio

bye

Originally posted by Leo.M
she's giving me money... what do you except ๐Ÿ˜›

a 100 you say eh?

that was amazingdroolio

bye


LOL

๐Ÿ˜ฑ in a Grocery Store!

In the little little room where you confess your sins to the father ๐Ÿ˜

In the change rooms at Target...

Originally posted by Makedde
In the change rooms at Target...

I was thinking Sears, but that works rather well too.