wildest sexual fantasy

Started by dr. pookie2,663 pages

my wildest sexual fantasy would be to have sex with a contortionist

thats original. i like it!!

I've got one but its a little dull. I want to have sex hours on end on top of a hill, over looking the Lake Texoma, In the Rain.

Originally posted by dr. pookie
my wildest sexual fantasy would be to have sex with a contortionist

That is just too funny.

Well, I would say with Penelope but she looks too young...๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
because i stole his couch.... ๐Ÿ˜„
i know i know but can i rent-a-couch??**His couch** ๐Ÿ˜›
Originally posted by Leo.M
You mean more like raped it! disgust It has YOUR semen all over it! ugh
leo did i tell u that we bought that semon and put it in the ketchup bottle so we couldput it on there?? ๐Ÿ˜„
Originally posted by Pandabear
does that happen a lot?
yes yes it does ๐Ÿ˜

my god it's still here.

Originally posted by Salem07
my god it's still here.

hello you...i missed you

Originally posted by Salem07
my god it's still here.

wats still he.....wait are u the salem person??everyone likes u alot well chels does ๐Ÿ˜•

Originally posted by Pandabear
hello you...i missed you

Aww hello babe. How are you?

Originally posted by mikeydude
wats still he.....wait are u the salem person??everyone likes u alot well chels does ๐Ÿ˜•

I am Chels...not everyone on here likes me ๐Ÿ™‚

chels!!!! FJ and i love you!!!

Originally posted by Pandabear
does that happen a lot?

Only when FJ's not here cry

Originally posted by dr. pookie
my wildest sexual fantasy would be to have sex with a contortionist

That's hot droolio

Originally posted by mikeydude
i know i know but can i rent-a-couch??**His couch** ๐Ÿ˜›

leo did i tell u that we bought that semon and put it in the ketchup bottle so we couldput it on there?? ๐Ÿ˜„

For $2,000... I'll let you sit on the couch ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: lol

No shock... was I drunk when we did this??? dodgy

Originally posted by Leo.M
Only when FJ's not here cry

awe

Originally posted by Salem07
Aww hello babe. How are you?

im good havent seen you in a while...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
chels!!!! FJ and i love you!!!

Aww sweetie, I love you guys too!!! How are you both?

Originally posted by Pandabear
awe

im good havent seen you in a while...

I've been so busy. But I am back for now ๐Ÿ˜Š

welcome back then......i just got back too

Originally posted by Leo.M
Only when FJ's not here cry

That's hot droolio

For $2,000... I'll let you sit on the couch ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: lol

No shock... was I drunk when we did this??? dodgy

..........i dont know were u??

Originally posted by mikeydude
..........i dont know were u??

I... think I might have been ๐Ÿ˜†

On a Tempurpedic bed. Right now.

Originally posted by Leo.M
I... think I might have been ๐Ÿ˜†
oooooo.......cool well at least ur not drunk now are u??๐Ÿ˜–hifty:
Originally posted by SelphieT
On a Tempurpedic bed. Right now.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yes

Originally posted by mikeydude
oooooo.......cool well at least ur not drunk now are u?? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Well I do feel a little tipsy at the moment ๐Ÿ˜—

On parade float ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: