wildest sexual fantasy

*pokes fj*

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
*pokes fj*

you wouldn't dare provoke me, would you? 😖hifty:

i well trained in the customs of FJ's 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
touch my ass again, and i'll tazer your balls until they fall off and i feed them to my security dogs. swank

oops

you say that as if i'm guilty of something. 🥷

maybe you are🥷

Originally posted by dr. pookie
oops

i can be a bit over zealous. eyes

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
maybe you are🥷

nothing i can recall. eyes

or at least nothing i would admit 🥷

so you do admit to something then 🥷

depends on what you're trying to get me to confess and whether or not this will be put on record. 🥷

turkey eats a turkey

theft,cruel and unusual punishment,burning of others property...🥷

i wouldn't call it theft. i just happen to collect certain things that aren't mine. 😇

*hides tazers, tranq gun and tranq darts, nipple clamps, handcuffs, paddle, cross bow...*

you didn't see any of that. 😗

okay, THAT i can't help. i'm a pyromaniac. cry my doctor's trying to prescribe me something.

fine then disgust

what? 😕 i thought i sounded pretty convincing. eyes

ok 😊

wow, i didn't realize you were so gullible. mwahaha

😖hifty: i wonder what else i could get away...

that was a freebie, you wont get away so easily next time 😖hifty:

next time? i wouldn't even dream of it. 🥷

youll forget eventually mwahaha

you'd be surprised how accurate my memory is. 🥷

my mind is always coming up with little schemes and plots. swank