wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Bardock422,663 pages
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
shock perv.

Woah, who was the one bringing cream cheese and 3L bottles of coke into it?

Uhhh... technical and papery stuff? Uh... sorry those stuff might get me arested...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Woah, who was the one bringing cream cheese and 3L bottles of coke into it?

why not just the traditional strawberries and cream? ๐Ÿ˜‘ that would have been more believable. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
Uhhh... technical and papery stuff? Uh... sorry those stuff might get me arested...

well, i'm gonna need some sort of reference. how else am i gonna know if you're the man for the job? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
why not just the traditional strawberries and cream? ๐Ÿ˜‘ that would have been more believable. ๐Ÿ˜›

...cause you are a sicko?

Originally posted by Bardock42
...cause you are a sicko?

you're the one who keeps demanding sex from me. disgust

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you're the one who keeps demanding sex from me. disgust

That's natural though.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's natural though.

ah, yes the male penis! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ its a wonder how you guys even function. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
ah, yes the male penis! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ its a wonder how you guys even function. ๐Ÿ˜›

Want to closer examine me functioning?

"<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK!"

LOL

Originally posted by Bardock42
Want to closer examine me functioning?

what exactly will i be examining? detective

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what exactly will i be examining? detective

My penis? With your lips?

Spit, swallow or puke?

bardock, i find that offensive and degrading. schmoll

shame on you. ๐Ÿ˜  do want any presents this christmas? disgust

Originally posted by Bardock42
My penis? With your lips?

dude...... ๐Ÿ˜’

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
bardock, i find that offensive and degrading. schmoll

shame on you. ๐Ÿ˜  do want any presents this christmas? disgust

Just surprise me. You and Rogue are going to come, right? It's my first turkey for Christmas. I am so excited. You are going to come? Right? Right?

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
Spit, swallow or puke?

Not necessarily in that order? (hehe)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dude...... ๐Ÿ˜’

What. She is a good suck. You have to admit.

Dang... if you weren't Hitler's long lost grandson I would say that that was a perverted remark.

actually that was more than perverted. that was down right low.

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
Dang... if you weren't Hitler's long lost grandson I would say that that was a perverted remark.

Hmm, 2 of my 3 remarks could be classified as that.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
actually that was more than perverted. that was down right low.

Sorry. I still like you ๐Ÿ™

He means he would still like to **** u.

why even say it then? i don't mind joking around with you but there are certain boundaries you just don't cross.