wildest sexual fantasy

FJ you are a lot of woman, but you couldn't handle me.

You are sexy as hell , though.

Originally posted by ToMacco
FJ you are a lot of woman, but you couldn't handle me.

You are sexy as hell , though.

you say that confidently enough, but you really have no basis for that statement do you? detective i can handle myself quite well and i've been told i'm far more aggressive than i appear or seem to be. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
welcome back then. 😊 though i must warn you, KMC is a whole different breed these days... some of us even foam at the mouth. ermm

you can't just spring these things on me, you know. schmoll

is that your subtle way of saying have sex with me? shock

maybe 😖hifty:

you owe me a picture though ✅ you have until monday aka december 41st

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
why not 🙁

maybe 😖hifty:

you owe me a picture though ✅ you have until monday aka december 41st

because i like to be fully aware of what i'm getting into. 🥷 most of the time anyway. 😖hifty:

i know how you think. 😖mart:

i don't respond well to deadlines. 😛

i see hmm

maybe you dont 🥷

not even for me cry

no, you don't. i'm a super uber ninja. 🥷

you have a penis. 😖hifty: you're not that hard to decode.

i think there are a few people ahead of you in line. 😛

bring it on shuriken

that easy huh? 😛

damn 🙁 😛

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi

you have a penis. 😖hifty: you're not that hard to decode.

LMFAO!!!

😂

wow. owned much.
😛

kev, are those my ninja stars? shock

its not a matter of easy, its a matter of the male psyche. 😖hifty: you guys are manufactured that way. 😛

then there's the matter of actually getting a digital camera first. 😕

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
LMFAO!!!

😂

wow. owned much.
😛

its unfair really. we have so many advantages over them. mwahaha

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
kev, are those my ninja stars? shock

its not a matter of easy, its a matter of the male psyche. 😖hifty: you guys are manufactured that way. 😛

then there's the matter of actually getting a digital camera first. 😕

its unfair really. we have so many advantages over them. mwahaha

hmm camera phone?

its not fair, *mutters about the gorgeousness of women, particularly of the two in here right now*

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi

its unfair really. we have so many advantages over them. mwahaha

yeah. seriously. us xx chromosome bearers beat them in superior genes too. 😐

we have more variation ermm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
we have more variation ermm

to your unfortunate disadvantage.😛

the y chromosome is small and makes you males prone to losing hair and vulnerable to certain diseases particularly the hereditary ones. 😬

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
no 🥷

hmm camera phone?

its not fair, *mutters about the gorgeousness of women, particularly of the two in here right now*

then you wouldn't mind if i give them a further inspection then? detective

damn you. disgust i'll pretend i didn't hear that. eyes

and this is going on your mental image of me, i'm assuming. 😂

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
to your unfortunate disadvantage.😛

the y chromosome is small and makes you males prone to losing hair and vulnerable to certain diseases particularly the hereditary ones. 😬

basically, we live longer. 😊 i guess that's a fair trade off with the whole giving birth thing.

though i demand to see a pregnant male out there somewhere. disgust variation as kev put it. 😛

no i wouldnt mind at all 😖hify:

cmon, i wont post any fliers or anything, not that youll see anyway whistling1

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi

basically, we live longer. 😊 i guess that's a fair trade off with the whole giving birth thing.

though i demand to see a pregnant male out there somewhere. disgust variation as kev put it. 😛

hahaha.

that is just not fair tho when you add up the monthly pains we have to suffer regardless of whether or not we give birth in the future. 🙄 😬

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i hear the male anatomy is accommodated with the appropriate features. ermm

oh, and feel free to address me as fallen or FJ. 😊 fallen jedi just sounds too formal. 😕

never trust a female. among many things we're vindictive, manipulative, and passive aggressive. eyes and sadly, you guys fall for us every time. mwahaha aren't we just great? 😊

what game? 😇 i just happened to be undressing when you were watching me. 😗

and have this thing for using big words? ermm

of course you were, then explain why you were also why you were blindfolding and handcuffing yourself?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi

never trust a female. among many things we're vindictive, manipulative, and passive aggressive. eyes and sadly, you guys fall for us every time. mwahaha aren't we just great? 😊

Theres a word for that description.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
cmon, i wont post any fliers or anything, not that youll see anyway whistling1

😱 are they invisible?

hey, wait a minute. disgust

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
hahaha.

that is just not fair tho when you add up the monthly pains we have to suffer regardless of whether or not we give birth in the future. 🙄 😬

i vote that guys should get a monthly case of kidney stones to even the score! shock

ermm or maybe jock itch.

no, wait, BOTH. mwahaha

Originally posted by SpadeKing
and have this thing for using big words? ermm

of course you were, then explain why you were also why you were blindfolding and handcuffing yourself?

what, did i confuse you? 😛

i got them for christmas. 😄 i just wanted to try them out. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by wuTa
Theres a word for that description.

omg, what? shock