wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Fallen Jedi2,663 pages
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
can i apply to be your personal assistant? 😖hifty:

you know that means doing whatever little thing that pops into my head, right? 😗

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you know that means doing whatever little thing that pops into my head, right? 😗

yes 🥷

Originally posted by Röland
I've never said that. 😛

Will you bake me cookies every Friday?

well, what do you normally say to someone who sees you walking around erect? 😕

i don't bake. i have someone do that for me. swank but i do give great body massages. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
yes 🥷

i'm not gonna lie. sometimes i might have to call you in for a midnight conference. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
well, what do you normally say to someone who sees you walking around erect? 😕

i don't bake. i have someone do that for me. swank but i do give great body massages. 😖hifty:

i'm not gonna lie. sometimes i might have to call you in for a midnight conference. 😖hifty:


im always available 😖hifty:

peanut butter

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im always available 😖hifty:

don't say that if you don't mean it. i just might hold you to that. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by a1hsauce
peanut butter

and jelly? 😱

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i'm always open to new experiences. 🥷

so those were what those things were! 😱 i thought those were for something else. blush2

and the drooling? 😕 is that suppose to happen? ermm

what happens if i have too many ideas? shock

but of course you'll have to pay it doesn't come cheap ermm

thats ok the viewers enjoyed it 😊

nah not more...😛

Originally posted by SpadeKing
but of course you'll have to pay it doesn't come cheap ermm

thats ok the viewers enjoyed it 😊

i've never had to pay before. cry

anything to spike up the ratings. eyes

Originally posted by a1hsauce
nah not more...😛

but they're like a couple. cry you wouldn't want to be cause of a breakup would you? shock

😖hifty: what about nutella

you lost me there. 😕 i don't know what that is.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
don't say that if you don't mean it. i just might hold you to that. 😖hifty:

and jelly? 😱


its the truth 😖hifty:

she's still there in the morning...oy gevalt.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
well, what do you normally say to someone who sees you walking around erect? 😕

i don't bake. i have someone do that for me. swank but i do give great body massages. 😖hifty:

I tell them, "You made him this way." 😕

But I like cookies. 🙁 I could always use a massage. swank

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i've never had to pay before. cry

anything to spike up the ratings. eyes

but they're like a couple. cry you wouldn't want to be cause of a breakup would you? shock

fine you'll get a one day free trial ermm

the viewers wanna see something better when you're watching TV instead of you just sitting there naked now ermm

Hey, ppl!!!

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i've never had to pay before. cry

anything to spike up the ratings. eyes

but they're like a couple. cry you wouldn't want to be cause of a breakup would you? shock


you know that choclate aways went with penut butter

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you lost me there. 😕 i don't know what that is.

Almonds with bows tied to the ends.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
don't say that if you don't mean it. i just might hold you to that. 😖hifty:

and jelly? 😱


reeses piecies....mmmm.....

recies peices!!!!! yummmmmy