wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Ushgarak2,663 pages

I know, I am ancient and old and wrinkly...

Night!

๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by Ushgarak
'Babe' I like...

I am sure I could not do that sort of thing as a responsible mod and JC member guy... and so on.

Besides, I like things to be more personal, and I barely know anyone around here any more!

(checks your profile)

Not even alive? Heck, that's a challenge...

I am glad you like that...lol

yeah, you have higher responsibilites to stand up to ,don't you. Sorry , i wouldn't want you to get into trouble over trying to get you to talk dirty on here, hee hee.

Yeah, i understand the wanting it to be personal, not airing your dirty clothes for all to see right?

*better check your profile too*

It's not as big of a challenge as you might thing, i was under the name LegolasIsMyMan, so if you ever read that profile,or saw those pictures, that's me

(hobbles along on walking stick?)

What was that? I don't hear too good, nagdammit...

๐Ÿ˜† stop making me laugh goddamnit!!!!

Aww, is he not your man any more then? Though Legolas is my Elf might have been better...

Heyy, I see the pics! Aww, you look sweet, but I am clearly massively older than you too...

๐Ÿ˜† yah ur just too old man...but we could always have a threesum if ya want ๐Ÿ˜›

(starts to simultaneously choke to death and have heart attack)

Good LORD!!!!!!!!!!

aw *pats back* there there baby! everythings gonna be allright. just take off ur clothes and we'll do the rest...well i will anyway

It is? Phew! Somehow I suspect that was a joke though...

๐Ÿ˜† u didnt read the rest did you??

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(faints)

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well i PROMISE im gonna go now...*starts to leave with hands still on keyboard* i cant do it...nah i will ๐Ÿ˜›
by babe!
xxoo misha!

Awww, now I am going to miss you...

๐Ÿ˜ฎ really?? well ill miss you too...i shall be back...in....about 9/10 hours...gnite all!

Night!

(waves)

Now, where did Miss Perfectly Not go?

sorry bout that, babe, i am still here...
and how old are you then??
And pip, great idea...lool

so ur in??? coolies!! he's like...20 something...

Good LORD!!!!!!!!!!

I am an old and crumbling 26, and I had better not be older than the two of you combined!

hm....no ur not...luckilly..