wildest sexual fantasy

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@ngel Restricted

Originally posted by Sacrifise666
:: pulls out m16 and uzi starts shooting angel::

:: poors gasoline on his dead body and lights it on fire:: :: points to burning body now thats a flaming homo 👿

since im a vampire, i just kicked your leg so ****ign hard it broke it backwards, then i snapped your neck, and threw your ugly warted stinking body into the river. Then the fish die*

@ngel Restricted

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
um......dark jedi brotherhood i think. why?
i wantedto re-read it.

Fallen Jedi Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
anything else? 😖hifty:

possibly. 😖hifty: *blows a kiss and winks*

Sacrifise666 Restricted

angel you cant kill whats already dead .

:: nails angel to the devil sympol and starts chanting satanicly::

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
possibly. 😖hifty: *blows a kiss and winks*

*catches kiss, puts in pocket for later....pulls out chocolate ice cream*
care for some?

@ngel Restricted

what the **** is a sympol!

whats your obsession with getting laid by my dead mother. YOu do realize thats necropheliacness right? And that is just sick.

*Uses jedi powers to snap morons neck and thorw him into active volcanoe*

Sacrifise666 Restricted

:: uses mind controll to make angels head burst and rips out his heart:: 👿

Rogue Jedi Restricted

*uses telekinetic powers to force throw banana cream pies in both of your faces* 💃

Sacrifise666 Restricted

:: uses powers to wake the dead::

reeny Junior Member

Hmmm Maybe i'll write a fanfic of Final Fantasy on this.. Yuna and Tidus start doing it in the hall.. Interesting

nazgulinthedark Super Senior Member

im gone for 5 minutes and the thread grows 3 pages 😖

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sacrifise666
:: pulls out m16 and uzi starts shooting angel::

:: poors gasoline on his dead body and lights it on fire:: :: points to burning body now thats a flaming homo 👿


m 16s are prone to jamming. go with an ak 47. you can bury an ak in the sand for days, dig it up, clean out the chamber and it works like new. since you are fighting a vamp, get some of that cool underworld ultraviolet ammo. the uzi? reliable, but i would go with an heckler & koch mp5. the open bolt and faster rate of fire is better than the uzi.

nazgulinthedark Super Senior Member

throw mud at him 🙂

Rogue Jedi Restricted

nah, go with the ak and the mp5. i would also carry a beretta 9mm sidearm.

@ngel Restricted

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
m 16s are prone to jamming. go with an ak 47. you can bury an ak in the sand for days, dig it up, clean out the chamber and it works like new. since you are fighting a vamp, get some of that cool underworld ultraviolet ammo. the uzi? reliable, but i would go with an heckler & koch mp5. the open bolt and faster rate of fire is better than the uzi.
I have an ak47. I HAVe it too... they NEVER juam, which is why theyre still around!!! Heckor and Koch.... not as good as my personal fav, Steyr Augs

@ngel Restricted

which by the way, im wondering how he is shotting me with both uzis and m16s when one requires to hadns to fire correctly and accuratly. WHOA!!! YOU JSUT SHOT A GAN OF GASOLINE!!! WHOA THE GSOLINE ROLLS TOWARD YOU!!!! WHOA!!! YOU JSUT ACCIDENTALLY LIT IT ON FIRE WITHA SPARK THAT EMITTED FROM YOUR OVERWORKED BRAIN!!! WHOA!!!! YOUR DEAD!!!

nazgulinthedark Super Senior Member

i have a pellet gun 😕

my dad was going to teach me to shoot squierrls with it, but we moved and our house has no squirrels 🙁

@ngel Restricted

ooo thats sad.... *huggles*

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by @ngel
I have an ak47. I HAVe it too... they NEVER juam, which is why theyre still around!!! Heckor and Koch.... not as good as my personal fav, Steyr Augs

steyr augs....the ones where the mag is towards the rear of the rifle? like the one the bad guy had in die hard? yeah, those are good too. actually, the ak 74 is an updated version of the ak 47. faster rate of fire, comes with a suppressor and laser sights, just as reliable. i dunno why the US forces stuck with the m 16 for so long. even the m4, the chopped down m 16, is prone to jamming.

Clark_Kent RE SOCK the UNITY

the arsenal of the 80's would do the job, look at movies like:

death wish
terminator
mad max
robocop
batman(joker's gun)
commando(when ahnold has a bad day, everyone has a badday)
young guns
rambo1,2,3
and of course, those handy lightsabers