wildest sexual fantasy

Started by leatherface122,663 pages

Originally posted by SlickRick69
he's probably just as confused, if he's just a boy yet too..
its true that girls mature faster and know things about all that emotional crap way sooner than boys do, and most girls handle it in better ways than boys do, thru chocolate and shopping binges, whereas boys who get confused go find a new a$$ to tap for awhile until they realize they were with the one they wanted in the first place before they tapped that other a$$... of course, then the gossip gets started and the relationship is ruined, the girl gets fat on bon bons and maxes out her Dillards charge card, the boy gets dissed and gets pissed and goes to tap even more new and better a$$es just to prove that he's still got it..

it's just ugly, not worth the drama...

marry me FJ, save yourself! before it's too late!!

๐Ÿ˜† The girl gets fat on bon bons.

Originally posted by SlickRick69
he's probably just as confused, if he's just a boy yet too..
its true that girls mature faster and know things about all that emotional crap

emotional crap? WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† thats funny ๐Ÿ˜„

๐Ÿ˜‘ its all i read to wAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by SlickRick69
don't worry... Im not a very good internet or message board stalker...

you're safe ๐Ÿ˜›

how much older is the guy? 20 years or more older? (maybe there's still hope for me... ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

can't really give out the details but he's no longer in college if that helps any.

Originally posted by kofmaster
emotional crap? WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† thats funny ๐Ÿ˜„

๐Ÿ˜‘ its all i read to wAHAHAHAHAHA

hey kof! ๐Ÿ˜„ haven't heard from you in a while. anything new?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
hey kof! ๐Ÿ˜„ haven't heard from you in a while. anything new?

lets see ๐Ÿ˜‘ oraage soda, more orange soda, 0.o a bit of a whahah, burning, more orange soda

๐Ÿ˜„ so i guess no WAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by SlickRick69
he's probably just as confused, if he's just a boy yet too..
its true that girls mature faster and know things about all that emotional crap way sooner than boys do, and most girls handle it in better ways than boys do, thru chocolate and shopping binges, whereas boys who get confused go find a new a$$ to tap for awhile until they realize they were with the one they wanted in the first place before they tapped that other a$$... of course, then the gossip gets started and the relationship is ruined, the girl gets fat on bon bons and maxes out her Dillards charge card, the boy gets dissed and gets pissed and goes to tap even more new and better a$$es just to prove that he's still got it..

it's just ugly, not worth the drama...

marry me FJ, save yourself! before it's too late!!

As a matter of fact I have been in that kind of situation and instead of tapping new asses I simply went to McDonalds and ordered me a double cheeseburger with extra pickles and no onions and a medium fry and a Dr Pepper and then I took a big crap in their public restroom and accidentaly pissed on the floor. ๐Ÿ™‚

orange soda! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

and what did you burn down this time? ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by leatherface12
As a matter of fact I have been in that kind of situation and instead of tapping new asses I simply went to McDonalds and ordered me a double cheeseburger with extra pickles and no onions and a medium fry and a Dr Pepper and then I took a big crap in their public restroom and accidentaly pissed on the floor. ๐Ÿ™‚

o.o..ew...im never having Mcdonalds again.....

Originally posted by leatherface12
As a matter of fact I have been in that kind of situation and instead of tapping new asses I simply went to McDonalds and ordered me a double cheeseburger with extra pickles and no onions and a medium fry and a Dr Pepper and then I took a big crap in their public restroom and accidentaly pissed on the floor. ๐Ÿ™‚

ewwwwwwwwwwwww! yeah, too much info there. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by kofmaster
o.o..ew...im never having Mcdonalds again.....

Sorry man but them fry's really got to me. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Dude you know Im joking right? ๐Ÿ™‚

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
orange soda! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

and what did you burn down this time? ๐Ÿ˜›

๐Ÿ˜‡ nothing that was important

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
ewwwwwwwwwwwww! yeah, too much info there. ๐Ÿ˜›

You do know Im joking right? ๐Ÿ™‚

Originally posted by leatherface12
Sorry man but them fry's really got to me. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Dude you know Im joking right? ๐Ÿ™‚

0.o its hard to tell with you dude ๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by kofmaster
๐Ÿ˜‡ nothing that was important

somehow i doub that. ๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by kofmaster
0.o its hard to tell with you dude ๐Ÿ˜†

Jeez man Ive never been in a relationship wit my ugly ass self and I dont like Mc Donalds that much. I like subway. ๐Ÿ™‚

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
that's the funniest thing i heard all night. ๐Ÿ˜†

hey now! that's a bonified offer!! ๐Ÿ™„

OK, OK... I'll wait.. but I'm only going to wait 20 more years MAX for you to come around and marry me! That's it!!

can't really give out the details but he's no longer in college if that helps any.

YES! there might still be hope him being 'significantly older'.. either that or he's one of those egg-head types, graduated college at the age of 19, and wants to work for NASA and use prehistoric DNA to bring back the dodo bird, or some crap... and who wants a guy like that FOREVER??!

I got some good trauma and drama stories about how life and love really sucks, so you know I can be the $hit too... maybe?

(and not the '$hit' as in leatherface's post... )

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
somehow i doub that. ๐Ÿ˜†

^^ ๐Ÿ˜„ ehehe i dont think you noticed the angel smilie ^^ WHAHAH

*is innocent* ๐Ÿ˜‡ ๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by SlickRick69
hey now! that's a bonified offer!! ๐Ÿ™„

OK, OK... I'll wait.. but I'm only going to wait 20 more years MAX for you to come around and marry me! That's it!!

[b]can't really give out the details but he's no longer in college if that helps any.

YES! there might still be hope him being 'significantly older'.. either that or he's one of those egg-head types, graduated college at the age of 19, and wants to work for NASA and use prehistoric DNA to bring back the dodo bird, or some crap... and who wants a guy like that FOREVER??!

I got some good trauma and drama stories about how life and love really sucks, so you know I can be the $hit too... maybe?

(and not the '$hit' as in leatherface's post... ) [/B]

Dang I was just freaking kidding. ๐Ÿ™„

Originally posted by leatherface12
Jeez man Ive never been in a relationship wit my ugly ass self and I dont like Mc Donalds that much. I like subway. ๐Ÿ™‚

0.0...so u did all that shit at subway?...AH!!! 0.0....thats now 2 places in not eating at

Originally posted by kofmaster
0.0...so u did all that shit at subway?...AH!!! 0.0....thats now 2 places in not eating at

Dude seriously shut the freak up. It was only a damn joke. ๐Ÿ™„