wildest sexual fantasy

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mmmm whip cream

*takes whip cream from sniper and sprays it in his face. pulls out chocolate syrup and pours some down bacon's pants* ๐Ÿ˜‡ ๐Ÿ˜„

thanx ๐Ÿ˜‰ what am i gonna do now?

do you not like chocolate bacon?

*takes some whip cream from fj's face with his finger* mmm, you're tasty.

really? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ *sprays more whip cream in sniper's face*

as a matter of fact i dont ๐Ÿ˜› but im not eating it so hey w/e
*pulls out a nextel and talks into it* *a dump truck comes to the door and floods the room with butterscotch ๐Ÿ˜„*

๐Ÿ˜

*grabs a floaty* ๐Ÿ˜„

hi joe, SSBM

*dives under with mouth open*

hey JK. ๐Ÿ˜‰ wanna join me on my floaty? bacon had the brilliant idea of flooding the place with butterscotch. ๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
hi joe, SSBM
Hello Kevin. You must have a lot of wildest sexual fantasies, 412 posts on here ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜›

no, 350 of those are prbly sum form of 'hi'

splashes butterscotch on fj

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
no, 350 of those are prbly sum form of 'hi'
๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotcha.

Less than 2 hours 'till SSBM ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
hey JK. ๐Ÿ˜‰ wanna join me on my floaty? bacon had the brilliant idea of flooding the place with butterscotch. ๐Ÿ˜†
Sure! ๐Ÿ™‚

๐Ÿ˜ฑ sticky! *takes out a bucket, fills it with butterscotch, and pours it over sniper's head*

Originally posted by JKozzy
Sure! ๐Ÿ™‚

*grabs your hand and then pushes you into the butterscotch*

you got punk'd. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

i must go "clean" so my mom doesnt kill me bb asap