wildest sexual fantasy

Started by John Allerdyce2,663 pages
Originally posted by leatherface12
Ok then Im not dead...

"MAUAHAHAHAA *scraps flaming chain saw along brick wall, runs to lf12 and stabs him in the somach with the fire buring inside him, takes out chain saw and throws it hitting him in the head, kicks him off and spins around letting the chain saw rip through his flesh of his neck*"

😐 *does it again*

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*pulls out a black thong from my bra and tosses it over to JP*

😱 *lets it hit my face*

*looks around* okay, what happened to all the lighters? *takes out lighter and leans over JP* i wanna see YOU dance.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*looks around* okay, what happened to all the lighters? *takes out lighter and leans over JP* i wanna see YOU dance.

I just gave you $1500! 😛 DANCE BABY DANCE! 😛

Originally posted by JToTheP
I just gave you $1500! 😛 DANCE BABY DANCE! 😛

and thank you for that. *takes $1500, stuffs the bills down my bra, and sparks lighter* wanna play a little game? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
and thank you for that. *takes $1500, stuffs the bills down my bra, and sparks lighter* wanna play a little game? 😖hifty:

Unless it involves you nude...getting nude for me...or...sumthin... 😉

*runs a finger softly over JP's lips* i think that can be arranged. *takes lighter and winks. i light the bottom of your shirt on fire*

oo a little 2 frisky😉

*runs out of bar and jumps into inground pool and rips shirt off* YOU JUST WANTED ME TO HAVE NO SHIRT! *climbs out of pool water dripping off self* 😉

*glances over at chad and saunter over to him* what about you? 😖hifty:

nuthing wrong with that...cept fire isnt my thing😉 maybe something a little different *winks*

*Dries self off and looks at shirtless sexy self in mirror*

*eyes JP* what kind of boxers are you wearing? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by gerbilmantras
nuthing wrong with that...cept fire isnt my thing😉 maybe something a little different *winks*

😖hifty: like what exactly?

😖hifty: what now? *looks down at own pants* These are just the design with the pants...😖hifty:

hmm....*smiles and looks at fj* dance much?

Originally posted by JToTheP
😖hifty: what now? *looks down at own pants* These are just the design with the pants...😖hifty:

really now? *backs JP up against the wall, undoes his belt, and tosses it across the room* what are you wearing under there?

haha

Originally posted by gerbilmantras
hmm....*smiles and looks at fj* dance much?

depends on the customer. why?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
really now? *backs JP up against the wall, undoes his belt, and tosses it across the room* what are you wearing under there?

😗 I dunno....😖hifty: *stares at FJ* if your so curious, find out, just don't get hurt. 😉