wildest sexual fantasy

pyo!!! 😱 *hugs* you gonna join me?

*jumping down from the car, i see a harly davidson parked in someone's drive way. i run a hand down the handle bars, admiring it.
"Wild thing. You make my heart sing," i sing. "You make everything." i look at my reflection in one of the side mirrors and kiss the seat of the bike before setting it on fire. "Wild thing, I think you move me. But I gotta know for sure." i stand back and look at the beautiful sight. "Come on and hold me tight. Oh you move me."*

I don't think I want to 😛 I've developed a limp recently, so I'd hobble around after you 😖

🥷

limp? what happened? you okay?

*i find a scooter tipped over in somone's front yard. picking it up, i ride it up and down the street, tossing grenades as i whiz by. explosions shake the ground. "Wild thingYou make my heart sing," i say as i rock my head back and forth, hearing the music in my head. "You make everything. Come on, wild thing."

Are you feeling ok FJ? 😖

What happened? I twisted my ankle and pulled a thigh muscle, on the same leg 😱

poor thing ❌

it kinda hurts 🙁 and I walk around like a zombie 😮

you have a limp cry *pats shoulder*

awww, so sorry to hear that pyro. 🙁 *kisses you on the cheek* 😄

and yes, i'm fine LF.

*i crash the scooter into a tree* whoa, that kinda hurt. *i wobble around for a bit, before i get my bearsing again. i toss pryo a lighter.* i need a partner in crime here. *i jump over a fence and sneak into someone's back yard. spotting a pool, i stride over to it, and drain all the water out. i pull out a fire house, which is connected to a gas tank, and fill the pool with gasoline. i light a match and watch in amazement as flames shoot 20 feet into the air.*

"Wild thing, I think I need you. But I gotta know for sure. Come on and squeeze me tight. Oh I need it."

And I thought I was insane 🤪

* trips FJ and watches as she falls into a pool * You should be punished for your actions 😛

FJ why are u singing wild thing ?

Because shes insane 😖

*Runs and jumps off diving board cannonballing into pool after FJ is knocked in* 😎

LF, i'd watch out if i were you. you wouldn't want to end up crispy and deep fried, would you? 😄

pyro, don't just stand there. create some havoic with me.

krabs, hiya. don't know. just am.

*knocks down the back door of a house, sneaks it, stuffs grenades into the micorwave, and then quickly runs out. roof shingles and pieces of wood rain down into the street.*

End up crispy and deep fried? Your weird 😛 * pours ice cream on FJ *

LF WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU HOW DARE YOU WASTE GOOD ICE CREAM! 😠 😗 *grabs spoon and eats ice cream off FJ*

um, if i recall correctly, JP, didn't you just jump into flaming pool of gasoline. what happened to stop, drop, and roll? 😛

thanks LF, how sweet of you.

*finishes ice cream, pulls out flame thrower again, and sets a red brick house in flames* hopefully, no one was inside. 😇

where did pyro go? 😕 whoa, must have scared him off. 😆 interesting. very interesting.