wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Fallen Jedi2,663 pages

okay back. ๐Ÿ˜„

won't be here? ๐Ÿ™ awww, i'm gonna miss you sniper.

i got the timing confused, im still here for a little while

Hi again FJ ๐Ÿ™‚ God its storming over here so I cant do anything except stay in the house

--sniper--
what's there not to like about that sig?? it's hilarious!!!!

what? its just a pic of my cat. whats funny about it?

yay!!! sniper can stay. ๐Ÿ˜„ um, you wanted black lace, right? *pulls out a thong.* same personal message as b4?

hey LF. sorry to hear that. wanna by an "i luv fj" umbrella? ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
yay!!! sniper can stay. ๐Ÿ˜„ um, you wanted black lace, right? *pulls out a thong.* same personal message as b4?

yup yup

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
hey LF. sorry to hear that. wanna by an "i luv fj" umbrella? ๐Ÿ˜›

๐Ÿ˜‚ Sure Ill take your umbrella ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*strolls by wearing an olive green bikini top and a matching camouflage mini skirt. *

*sets up shop* okay, who wants an "i love fallen jedi" shirt? how about boxer? or...

*pulls out someting lacey*

a personally autographed thong!!! ๐Ÿ˜„

I'll take the ones you are wearing right now!!
*fans out several crisp $100-bills and smiles wide*

Originally posted by sniper
yup yup

*autographs thong*

fj...loooves...me. there ya go. *hands you the thong* you're totol is...15 dollars. ๐Ÿ˜„ oh, and you get a free stuffed teddy.

Originally posted by leatherface12
๐Ÿ˜‚ Sure Ill take your umbrella ๐Ÿ˜›

somehow that doesn't sound as innocent as you let on. ๐Ÿ˜‚

And why is that? ๐Ÿ˜›

*hands over the cash*
ooh, a teddy ๐Ÿ™‚

Originally posted by SlickRick69
I'll take the ones you are wearing right now!!
*fans out several crisp $100-bills and smiles wide*

uh...not wearing a thong right now. ๐Ÿ˜• but...

*pulls off my mini skirt revealing the botton half of my binkin.* if you want, i can autograph my skirt for you. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
uh...not wearing a thong right now. ๐Ÿ˜• but...

*pulls off my mini skirt revealing the botton half of my binkin.* if you want, i can autograph my skirt for you. ๐Ÿ˜Š

There's $2500 here missy... I'll take all of what you're wearing right now, thanks ๐Ÿ˜„

including the shoes and earrings

Originally posted by leatherface12
And why is that? ๐Ÿ˜›

you PERV!!! ๐Ÿ˜› you want an umbrella or not?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you PERV!!! ๐Ÿ˜› you want an umbrella or not?

No Im not, I just want your umbrella ๐Ÿ™‚ Whats the big deal? ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by sniper
*hands over the cash*
ooh, a teddy ๐Ÿ™‚

thank you kind sir. ๐Ÿ˜Š oh, and um...*takes your hand in mind, pulls out a pin, and begins writing down my number.* call me sometime. ๐Ÿ˜‰

sure thing babe