wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Fallen Jedi2,663 pages
Originally posted by ยงpearhead
*hands over a 50* many lighters! ๐Ÿ˜„

this right here is a true customer! *gives you a BIG hug* i'll make you a deal. i'll give you all of the lighters i have in stalk for double the price. ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by JToTheP
What is this favorites? We know FJ luvs me more already. ๐Ÿ™„

Yes like your other hoes and whores, Im sure youll want tired hiker or sniper as one of your hoes next you fake ass pimp. ๐Ÿ™‚

Originally posted by JToTheP
Hmmm....20 t-shirts....10 boxers "FJ Luvs me".....panties and thongs...bra...and caps! ๐Ÿ˜„ Thank you FJ! ๐Ÿ˜„ *gives FJ a $1000 tip* go buy something nice for yourself since LF is so cheap, and I luv ya. ๐Ÿ˜„

awww, so sweet of you. *kisses you on the cheek* maybe you could help me pick something out. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by leatherface12
Ahem Ill have you know that Im only paying the actuall price ๐Ÿ˜  Fine here FJ * gives FJ a lamborgini diablo and a mansion with over 40000 square feet *

wow, thanks! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ wasn't expecting that.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
wow, thanks! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ wasn't expecting that.

Your welcome ๐Ÿ˜„ Would you like 100000000 more dollars for shopping money? ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by leatherface12
No I dont know that you know because I know that you dont know. ๐Ÿ˜›

*shoves a lollipop into your mouth* just buy something. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
this right here is a true customer! *gives you a BIG hug* i'll make you a deal. i'll give you all of the lighters i have in stalk for double the price. ๐Ÿ˜„

um ๐Ÿ˜– no?

Originally posted by JToTheP
What is this favorites? We know FJ luvs me more already. ๐Ÿ™„

i luv ya all...despite the fact that you guys keep touching my ass. ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*shoves a lollipop into your mouth* just buy something. ๐Ÿ˜›

* practically chokes * ๐Ÿ˜› Ok then Ill buy a nlack lace thong bra and an FJ made whip. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i luv ya all...despite the fact that you guys keep touching my ass. ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜„

I'm sorry it's hot. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by ยงpearhead
um ๐Ÿ˜– no?

i'm sorry, was that a "yes?" ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by leatherface12
* practically chokes * ๐Ÿ˜› Ok then Ill buy a nlack lace thong bra and an FJ made whip. ๐Ÿ˜‚

a whip? you sure you can work that thing? ๐Ÿ˜•

no โŒ

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
a whip? you sure you can work that thing? ๐Ÿ˜•

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Originally posted by JToTheP
I'm sorry it's hot. ๐Ÿ˜›

that's what a pool is for. care for some ice cream? a dollar a piece for a cone.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
that's what a pool is for. care for some ice cream? a dollar a piece for a cone.

*Gives FJ a $10 bill*

Originally posted by ยงpearhead
no โŒ

no, i could have sworn you said "yes." โœ…

speaking of which...*picks up lighter from display case* ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by JToTheP
*Gives FJ a $10 bill*

wow, you must be hungry. that or...*looks down at your pants* yeah...

How much is an FJ movie? ๐Ÿ˜› All the videos FJ has ever been taped on ๐Ÿ˜‚

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
no, i could have sworn you said "yes." โœ…

speaking of which...*picks up lighter from display case* ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

no cry