wildest sexual fantasy

I dont exactly know how to explain my wildest sexual fantasy, but i know what it involves

It would require a redhead, rope, a tub filled with jello, a penguin, a batman costume and a ghostbuster proton pack, a retarded midget with an extra finger, two school teachers who have a masters degree in physics, nipple clamps, chocolate sauce, 12 furby toys, a tickle me elmo, a man dressed as big bird, 2 and a half blondes who have a thing for rubber dinosaur toys, two asian woman who speak german and french, a hammer, power saw, weird al yankovich albums, a bald kkk member, 3 small puppies, and some kittens.

OH YEAH and a condom, cuz i mean you just cant tell these days, you have some sick crazy people out there in the world, you know

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Originally posted by sniper
i just read it ALL

wow, you read it ALL? that was fast. 😂

i started just after you posted 1-4

i kinda hooked me...

its not that hard i did too

Originally posted by sniper
i kinda hooked me...

hooked you? 😖hifty: you said something about new pants?

i did, and i need them

i LIKE HOW YOU THINK, girl

thank you. thank you. *takes a bow.* 😆

anyways, i'm off to bed. night everyone. night KMC. hope you guys enjoyed yourselves. 😉

nite fj

FJ write a book naughty

i'd buy it

i agree with sil

Everyone does 😉
And btw 24 is from Pretty Woman 😂

😑 FJ i just read it all 😱

Solitaire, or u f**king horny right now or wut?😖hifty:

God shes always like that yet she calls everybody perverted...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
[B][color=blue] FANTASY # 10
At the public library. I’m strolling though the aisles, looking for a book. He sneaks up from behind and wraps his arms around me. I’m momentarily startled. I turn around and greet him with a kiss. He whispers something into my ear. I look at him, a surprised look on my face. With a nod of his head, he indicates to an isolated aisle in the back. I shake my head, protesting. He pulls me along anyway. I object, but quickly loose my train of thought as his hands and lips begin to glide over my skin..

FANTASY # 11
Late one night in my bedroom with my parents right across the hall. He climbs the tree outside my bedroom window and I let him in. We start to get undressed when I hear a knock at the door. I quickly shove him into my closet. Its my mom. She wishes me a good night and kisses me on the cheek. As she leaves, I lock the door. He peeps his head out and I tell him its safe. Shoving him onto my bed, I climb over him.

FANTASY # 12
Out of the blue one day as I visit him at work. I walk into his office, shut the blinds, and shove him down onto his desk. His boss knocks and I quickly duck. As he’s sitting there discussing a few things with his superior, I unzip his pants. His jumps in his seat, drawing an inquiry from his boss. He assures him everything is fine. I continue to work my lips and mouth around him as he attempts to remain professional throughout the rest of the meeting. At last, his employer leaves and I pull him down with me. A few minutes later his boss returns with one last reminder, but he finds the office empty. We both remain silent until we hear the click of the door shut.

I think the library and your bedroom sound like good fun. I left a note for you.

I have to admit that I didnt read any of what FJ typed 😛

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
yeah, as you can see i've been writing a lot lately. 😄

What you write is amazing. Some of what you wrote like in the kitchen... the details are so vivid. I enjoyed reading your list.