Hey, if it's legal and consentual, it shouldn't matter. But, in all honesty, the biggest age gap with a girl I had sex with was 5 years younger than me. I was 25, she was 20. But lately, I've been attracting the young ones. I don't know what it is. At work, a 19 year old asked me out. One of my best friends up here, who just moved, was 20 and I'd always try to get on her, but she'd keep me in line. I don't know what it is. 😬
So, did I tell you my latest sexual fantasy? I'm in Europe, right? I'm somewhere in Paris. I go to find some hotel to sleep in for the night. What do I find? The Hilton! And guess who's hanging out at the bar? That's right, Paris Hilton!!! 😱 So she buys me some drinks and then I end up having sex with Paris Hilton in the Paris Hilton! On the bar, too! 🙂
OK, first of all, FJ;
I now plan to have my name changed to 'John' by deed poll, and buy a strap-on. Then I'm hunting you down, and taking you to every single place you described, in turn, to show you the ways of a woman.......
Beergirl;
I've got a hunch that you were kind of playing out your 'wildest (filthiest) sexual fantasy', you are not a hooker, and 'Big Daddy' is your father. You Sick Puppy. Get another fantasy honey, you can catch all sorts with a mind like that.
Tired Hiker;
I haven't told you how much I adore you in a long time have I? So, I adore you. And I'd be a much better screw than Paris Hilton. Also, don't you think it sounds so much better to say you banged the Syren in The Syren?? Hmm?
Oh, for the record, I got jiggy on Saturday morning with my best buddy and fave DJ, at about 5am, on a kid's park, in the wet grass. Unfortunately this old woman looked over her garden wall and caught me bouncing, so I kinda had to sit still and pretend I was just sitting on him. His face was a picture, but then again, so was hers!! Rock On!!
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Hey, if it's legal and consentual, it shouldn't matter. But, in all honesty, the biggest age gap with a girl I had sex with was 5 years younger than me. I was 25, she was 20. But lately, I've been attracting the young ones. I don't know what it is. At work, a 19 year old asked me out. One of my best friends up here, who just moved, was 20 and I'd always try to get on her, but she'd keep me in line. I don't know what it is. 😬
i don't know what it is. older guys are just really appealing for some reason. john's several years older than me so yeah...
Originally posted by Syren
OK, first of all, FJ;I now plan to have my name changed to 'John' by deed poll, and buy a strap-on. Then I'm hunting you down, and taking you to every single place you described, in turn, to show you the ways of a woman.......
😆 oh, okay. is that a promise?
this is what friend sent to me the other day.
What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I wan
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
What a man says, what he really means...
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!