We Are Surrounded!!!!!!!!

*sneaks up and snaps ST's undies*

should I mention I'm in my PJs naughty

Oooh! 😉

*tries to look down ST's top* 😗

😂

yea you're definately my favourite over TH 😎

I'm wearing my England away top and jeans. But the jeans have rid down and you can see about 1" of my bum crack.

Seeeeeeexyyyyyyyy.

damn right it is 😐

whats an england away top 🤨

Here it is being sported by lil Miccy Owen.

Mines long sleeve though.

oh how pretty 😄
I bet it brings out your eye colour 😊

I matches my nose perfectly.

that's a faux pas, never wear clothing that matches any body part other than the eyes 😐

Womens fashion tips baffle me; only yesterday Mrs.MM asked me if the earings she had in made her look fat. I just shrugged and walked out, there's no logical answer to that. 😕

well shall I explain 😐

Stud earrings, just the little ball things kinda do round out your facial features, however, the long dangly earrings stretch out you face and make you look slimer on the face ✅

*Shrugs and walks away*

😠 and not even a thank you for that fashion tip schmoll

Oh dear, I've upset you now.

I'll just buy you some flowers on my way home from work, that always works when I've upset the missus.

bah who cares about flowers, chocolate is the money maker 😮‍💨

*Posts box of Thortons Continental to ST*

Jobs a good-un'. 🪩

*curtsies* thank you good sir *disappears with chocolates* 😍

Interesting......We have plenty of 'Lords,' too....I'm the best though 😎

uh...yeay