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Fred says:
Hello
Jack says:
hi
Fred says:
What are you doing?
Jack says:
iam surfing the net
Fred says:
oh
Jack says:
have u seen the hulk movie
Fred says:
No
Jack says:
have u seen any thing lateley
Fred says:
Pirates Of The Caribean
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Jack says:
it is good isnt it
Fred says:
Sure is!
Fred says:
Have YOU seen it?
Jack says:
accept my item
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Jack says:
yay
Fred says:
yay
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Fred says:
Do'h
Fred says:
This always happens
Jack says:
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Jack says:
i leaned on thew mouse
Fred says:
WHY??
Jack says:
my arm
Fred says:
Are you going back to ESTA?
Jack says:
yes
Fred says:
Have you paid yet?
Jack says:
no
Fred says:
We are just filling in the forms
Jack says:
whaaaaassssssuupppppp
Fred says:
??
Fred says:
You seem different when you are not at ESTA??
Jack says:
i went to see the rugrats movie
Fred says:
I really want to see that. But in't it an 18?
Jack says:
you silly
Jack says:
#
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Fred says:
???????
Jack says:
come here
Fred says:
Where?
Fred says:
What?
Fred says:
Who?
Fred says:
When?
Jack says:
nope
Fred says:
Banana?
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Fred says:
HELLO?
Fred says:
Are you okay?
Fred says:
JACK??
Jack says:
no
Fred says:
ANYONE??
Jack says:
eh
Fred says:
eh?
Jack says:
wheres that other guy
Fred says:
Who?
Jack says:
matrix fann
Fred says:
Ohhhhh, Neo
Jack says:
yes
Fred says:
I don't know!!
Jack says:
and your monkey
Fred says:
Jack says:
Fred says:
Your right! It's my cousin's Birthday!
Jack says:
yay
Fred says:
+ = + =
Fred says:
Isn't maths fun?
Jack says:
i am queen william hague
Fred says:
Right.
Jack says:
slap
Jack says:
talk to me
Fred says:
Hello
Jack says:
u dont no who ghgfj
Fred says:
What?
Jack says:
yes
Fred says:
No
Jack says:
gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Fred says:
Who are you?
Jack says:
Jack Odlybald archibald masino
Fred says:
I thought so. Hi Jack!
Jack says:
so
Fred says:
Have you got The Sims?
Jack says:
yes
Fred says:
Any extra packs?
Jack says:
yes
Fred says:
What
Jack says:
hot date
Fred says:
Any others?
Jack says:
no
Fred says:
Cool.