Superman vs. Jedi Master Anakin Sky Walker!

Started by SnakeEyes4 pages

man i wish these type of threads would be closed...

well we should also consider jedi knights as strong as anakin has a good deal of telepathy... at least in making beings not strong in will power do their bidding. im not sure if supe's has got enuf will power to counter the jedi's telepathy.

Yoda's not a god. He's extremely powerful, but he doesn't have the potential that Anakin has. I hate Star Wars vs. Comics threads because they don't work. We have no idea whether Superman can be affected by a lightsaber or by the Force. If he can, then Vader *Anakin is too much of a hothead to be effective* could very well kill him, but if not, Superman without breaking much of a sweat.

Any Jedi or Sith has 0,5 % chance of defeating Superman. There are really countless ways for Superman to win, but very few ways for the Jedis to beat Superman.

Telepathy ? Maaaaybee, very maybe. IF it works on somebody from the planet Krypton, you still have the very strong personality of Superman. And Superman is one the fastest heroes ever. The moment he senses his opponent is playing with his mind, he throws a mountain at him (well, not really, but that's what I would do 😉 ).

Lightsaber ? Yeah right, just like Superman is going to sit down and say : be my guest, cut me open (again, IF a lightsaber can get the job done).

The Force ? That slow working, rather vague force that allows some people some powers ? No way.

The speed thing alone would be a very major problem to overcome for the Force-users. And I'm not even speaking of his incredible strength, his intelligence, his strong personality, his durability, his coldbreath... you name it.

Anakin. He can stop Superman from moving, being a jedi and all. He can force Superman to think whatever he wants him to.

No he can't !

And why not? That is what jedi do. Jedi are the most powerful people ever.

Methinks Superman.

Superman's powers--super strength, super speed, flight, heat vision, extreme vocal powers, ice breath, almost complete invulnerability.

Anakin--has a lightsaber, reflexes that are above the level of any human's (I'm reluctant to call them 'super'😉, average strength, limited telekinesis, limited mind-altering abilities, and "force choke". (Correct me if I'm wrong about the lightning thing.)

To be honest, I HATE describing the use of the force as "force powers" like "force jump" or "force absorb", but this time I don't know how else to do so. Now, "force choke" in the movies seems to either involve crushing the trachea or closing off the trachea via depressing the epiglottis. However, the victims seem to die far too quickly for simple suffocation. Like in KotOR, does "force choke" involve spasms of the organs and/or peritoneum?

If this were the case, I could see how Anakin could stand a fighting chance--assuming, of course, that he could injure Superman in this manner.

However, I believe Supes has this fight easily.

Originally posted by star22
And why not? That is what jedi do. Jedi are the most powerful people ever.

Hey, I didn't know that. Now I'm convinced... 😉

Listen to yourselves! Anakin beat Superman? There's nothing Anakin could do to hurt Supes...NOTHING!

Originally posted by star22
He can force Superman to think whatever he wants him to.

that doesn´t work on everybody, they are only able to do that to the weaken minded (how do you say this, the guys who have a weak mind, don´t know if i wrote it well).

supes wins, even if anakin makes supes from stop breathing, supes can hold his breath for some hours.

but i agree with snake eyes, this type of threads should end.

Errr...does no one want to respond to my post? I spent time, you know, thinking instead of just saying "OMG SUPERMAN WOULD PWN ANAKING LOLZ @ TEH N00BS WHO TIHNK A JEDI CULD BEAT HIM ROFLMAO!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111"

I don't know why you spent time on it, it still comes out to the same result.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Errr...does no one want to respond to my post? I spent time, you know, thinking instead of just saying "OMG SUPERMAN WOULD PWN ANAKING LOLZ @ TEH N00BS WHO TIHNK A JEDI CULD BEAT HIM ROFLMAO!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111"

I feel your pain 😛

superman pisses on anakin, literally, the little boy couldnt last ten minutes, even with his little jedi mind tricks (that probably won't work anyway).

I don't know why you spent time on it, it still comes out to the same result.

Actually, it doesn't turn out the same. I'm still wondering Anakin could hurt Supes or not with "force choke".

Heat vision vs. Force choke, I'm going with heat vision. It wouldn't even take 5 seconds to reduce Anakin to a smouldering heap of ash on the ground while Anakin would probably have to use force choke until he's blue in the face and even by then it probably wouldn't have any effect.

Yes, but Anakin can stop the heat vision before it ever hits him. Jedi can do that. It would be the same as when they stop blaster bolts from hitting them.

Supes' heat vision is stronger then any 'ol blaster bolt(s).

So? Anakin can still stop it. He just has to hold up his hand and use the force. The heat vision will stop.

My comparison was not very good. Actually, I see the heat vision as more like force lightning. That is still stoppable by a jedi, and so is the heat vision.