Your funniest anicdote

I was at a music store with my brother a few years back and we saw a girl. She looked okay from what we could see, but she had her back to us.

So, instictively, I turn to him and told him, "You wont go talk to that girl over there." That is a game my brother, a few friends and I play. If you say somebody wont do something, they have to.

Rules to that Game:

1) Cannot be utterly rediculous like run through a cop station naked and drunk.
2) Everybody has 2 'nos' a day. They can use them whenever, but they do not carry over to the next say.
3) No asking one person the same question twice in a day.

Anyways, he had to comply as to the rules. He walks over to her and taps her on the shoulder. She turned around, and I sware to God she was TERRIBLE looking. Utterly hideous.

My brother, at the top of his lungs, RIGHT in her face yells, "EWWW!" She ran out of the store crying her eyes out, and EVERYONE in the store was on the floor.

Hilarious. N'yuk n'yuk n'yuk.

Sorry, but I didn't find that funny. I don't judge people be their looks.

Sorry to say this Cyke....but that isn't very funny. Maybe is just me, but that wasn't right.

^agrees

Are you kidding? I'm great at coming with utterly ridiculous stories on the spot--I'm better at it verbally, to be honest, and it's fun too.

And no cyc, that wasn't too too funny at all 😬

haha

Perhaps you just had to be there. I know it was mean, but just the fact that my brother would do something like that was funny as all hell.

And judging people appearances is done all the time, it is just looked upon as "wrong" when people are negative about it.

How about this one then....

My sister, her boyfriend (Brian, ex-boyfriend now), my brother, a few of our friends and I were at a local bar celebrating... something. It is of no importance, anyways. We were at this 'bar' having a good time, blah blah blah. Much later in the evening, one of our friends were leaving (via cab, no driving under the influence) he stumbled at the door and knocked a gumball machine into the doorway. There were no employee's present at the point in time, and he looked up at me, I looked at my brother, he looked at Brian, and we all simultaniously smiled and picked the gumball machine up. We loaded it into one of the Designated Drivers trunk and all left.

He still has the gumball machine to this day. 😆 If you have seen the movie Can't Hardly Wait, yeah, something like that.

uh huh. That was very funny...not. Sorry but stealing, getting drunk, and all that other stuff doesn't interest me.

That first one was mean 😖

I think that it was mean, but if I was there I probably would have laughed until my arms and legs fell off!

i s'pose you needed to be there for that last one.

My and my friend (Hypo 😆 ) Do the craziest stuff in public at school. One time I introduced him to one of my friends that he hadn't met, and then he put his arm on my shoulder and said "Yes, this is my love partner" Being the spontaneous guy that I am, I put my hand on his and said "Yes, we've been together for 2 years now" 😆

Another thing: One time we yelled at the top of our lungs "KILL ALL HUMANS!!!!" Everyony looked up, it was soooo funny 😂

I thought the "love partner" thing was sort of amusing. It sounds exactly like something a certain friend of mine would do. Except that he would probably have used a less polite term than love partner.

When I was with my LotR obsessed friends at my old school (I had spotted each and every one LotR fan in the area and got them to meet each other 😱 ) we were walking through the hallways talking with LotR quotes and it was hilarious 😛

Also, I have many crazy friends that do crazy funny stuff 😛 Of course I never participate, I just watch 😇 They yell at the cinema, talk at strangers... Everyone thinks we're mad, but we're not!
Really ✅

you guys are messed...

that story is funny....when you're living downtown in a van....down by the river!!!! (chris farely)

I have so many embarrassing drunk stories you wouldn't believe. Here's one from only last night!: -

Ok, me, Mrs.MM, my mate Carl and his gf were out bowling. We drank a few pitchers of Stella then decided to go for something to eat at Frankie and Benny's next door.

Whilst there we started drinking tequila's and got very very drunk. As we were waiting for our taxi to come (we were the last ones to leave - don't know what time it was as I was twisted), and to relieve the boredom me and Carl decide to go into the kiddies play pen for a play.

I then made a real error of judgment about whether the little plastic kids chairs could hold my ample 13 stone weight. So I sit on it and the thing just collapses under my weight, sending me spralling on the floor rolling about drunk in kids games. 😮

Oh lord, why do I always have to go one extra for a laugh.

😛