What if Superheros were real, with real time physics involved!

After being bitten by a radioactive spider, I am ... Cancerman!

Any superhero origin that involved radiation is bound to not make any sense.

i say punisher makes sense. he just has alot of weapons at his disposal, and he know's how to use them. hell aren't there plenty of "punishers" out there anyway?? just thought i'd let you all know.

Originally posted by kal-el
but spiders can gom ages, and I mean ages without eating, and they still produce a seemingly endless amount of webbing.

Most spiders eat their webbing daily, and then digest it so they can produce a new web the next day.

And saying that the spider was "super" kind of defeats the point of this threat doesn't it? Besides, for the human body to become more efficient in digestion it would require a massive overhaul of organs, something which would never take place naturally.

Yeah I think the realest heros would have to be either Batman or Punisher. Spiderman could happen though. Any else anyone thinks that could be real?

But would you really like spiderman if he tuned fully into a spider??

I HATE spiders. They are so sick and ugly and disgusting. There is something just not quite right about them

Well to a very, very limited extent the Hulk could be realistic. If there was a mutation to the body where testosterone and adrenaline levels were increased, one would have more strength and be able to take more pain. Nothing at all like Hulk's power, but the premise of increased stength when angry is workable (in fact it happens naturally to us, just on a small scale).

Originally posted by SuperDarryl
Spiderman could happen though. Any else anyone thinks that could be real?

No. Radiation simply does not work like that. And chances are that being bitten by a radioactive spider wouldn't even effect you. If the amount of radiation involved wasn't even enough to kill a spider, it was probably a very low dossage, maybe less than workers in nuclear power plants are allowed to be exposed to.

if physics were applied, superman and flash would both be banned from the US. Imagine the sonic booms they'd cause when they go ultra speed. no window in the world would be safe.

colossus's d*ck should go hard when he becomes metal

oops sorry, that's biology not physics.

juggernaut should way thousands of pounds to be able to keep his balance when he gets hit with the amount of force he usually gets hit with.

where does wolverine keep his claws when they move back in? If his bones were metal, wouldn't his muscles freeze over his bones during the winter?

the way dd's senses are perked up, doesn't he go crazy with all the noise around the world. could he even watch a rock band concert?

when bruce banner turns into hulk, he rips all of his clothing except for the part around his waist and groin. when bruce literally bursts to the size of a small elephant, don't tell me he still manages to keep a 30 inch waistline or somthing.

You can't have a Butt naked Hulk running around it's just uncivilized!

I think wolverines claws just fit into the bottom half of his arms. And since we r warm blooded it would stop his metal from freezing.

Iron Man (to a limited degree), Punisher and Batman are probably the only "main event" superheroes who I could say were "realistic" - guys in high tech suits - could happen with all this nano technology these days.

Everything else is supposed to be not-so-rediculous science fiction.

Silver Surfer, Galactus, Beyonder, Superman, Martain Manhunter, that belongs in the "would-never-happen-in-a-million-years" category.

Superman is possible. In real life if an alien baby was sent to earth he probably wouldnt have super strength,super speed and be able to fly etc. And im guessing he wouldnt look like someone from earth lmao 😆

Superman? Possible? One word: ALIEN! Come on.........

Well 30 or 40 percent of heros and villans are possible if we bring Aliens into the mix.

What if superheros existed and the laws of physcis were no longer the limit. Beyond the laws of physcis, everything has it's own realization. I'm not saying its heaven, but to get there you have to have been good. If your even a little good here, it will not be used, even to counter act your bad, cause that would justify enableing the bad, instead it will not count. However, if you live right and really desire to be a superhuman, mutant, or immortal, these things should be available...so get as good as you can at it, anyway.

Venom symbiote....now there would be a close encounter......