Our Constitution: (sorry if it offends thee)
"We, the psychos/founding mothers, vow that the Institute of the Mentally Psychotic will [be] a safe haven for retards and psychos alike. And all missing peoples will be reported in our custody. We, in order to form a more perfect monarchy, establish chaos, insure morphine shots, provide for the mentally impaired, promote the general disestablishmentarialism, and secure the rights of the patients and their posteriors, do ordain and establish this Institute of the Mentally Psychotic.
Signed: The One, The Two, and The Three."
We have open positions for everyone. We already have a resident nurse, janitor, substitute assisstant's psychiatrist substitute, psychotic licking vampire, psychiatrist, psychologist, visitor (room 12), and a manager. Anyone want a job? It's a non-profit organization, though...
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