Movie Memorization

err, i think we're at the part when Arwen and Aragorn are on the bridge.
Arwen: Renech i lu i erui govannen? do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn: Nauthannem i ned ol reniannen.{I thought I had strayed into a dream.}
COLOR=red]Arwen:Gwenwin in enninath...U-arnech in naeth i si celich. Renech i beth i pennen? {Long years have passed…You did not have the cares you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?[/COLOR]
Aragorn: you said you'd bind yourself to me Forsaking the immortal life of your people.
Arwen: And to that I owe{hold} . I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.
Arwen gives Aragorn the Evenstar
Arwen: I choose a mortal life..
Aragorn: you cannot give this to me
Arwen: it is mine to give to whom i will, like my heart

err, something like that...

i'm lost......o wel...u guys r doin well 🙂

Elrond: "Strangers from distant lands, friends of old.. You've been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor. Middle-earth stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. Each race is bound to this one fate, this one doom.
Bring forth the Ring, Frodo."

in extended:

Boromir: "In a dream, I saw the eastern sky grow dark. But in the west a pale light lingered. Voices crying, the doom is near at hand. Isildur's bane is found. Isildurs bane..." (now Boromir soon picks up the ring!)

Elrond: "Boromir!!!!" (shouting)

Voice of Sauron AND Gandalf.

Gandalf: "Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul."

Boromir "thrown" back.

Elrond: "Never before has any voice dared to utter words of that tongue in Imladris.."

Gandalf: "I do not ask your pardon, master Elrond. For the black speech of Mordor may at be heard in every corner of the west. The ring is altogether evil."

Now to original:

Boromir: "It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Mordor! Why not use this ring?"
Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the Enemy. Let us use it against him!"

That EE sequence is sooooo god damn cool! 🙂 🙄 😆 😱

yeah gandalf goes wild

i was like WHAT THE **** IS THAT!!

everuone was like nooooooooo

and elrond was just 'damn'

Elrond: DOOM! Doom ... doom... DoOoOoOom

Ok for the council of elrond this line shoudl always be correct lol

but erm yes the real line should be something like "you cant use it against Sauron" or something

elrond: we are all going to die, so who wants the ring

boromir: meeeee

aragorn: not you, your sly

boromir: what do YOU know..ranger

yogi bear: hes ISILDURS HEIR yes heees smaaarter than the avvverage ranger

bormir: isildurs heir, isidur wasnt bald, what is this evil lie

gandalf: ITS SARUMAN

legolas: gandalf you really have to stop saying that

gandalf: OMG *points at random people* YOUR ALL SARUMAN!!!!

everyone; *argument*

frodo: headache owwie

elrond: here its a asrin,,,will you have it

frodo: an asprin I WILL TAKE IT

gandalf: you will take the ring

frodo: i meant the tablet *gets pushed out the way by elrond*

elrond: yes he will

going up mountian...some swordfighting.....they assualt boromir aragorn tries to stop them, but they rip him over...yes the future steward and future king of gondor,,,being whupped by hobbits

whats that....

boromir: its moving fast...against the wind

gandalf: ITS SARUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

legolas: no its crabbi from dunland

gandalf: SPIES OF SARUMAN THEN!!!!!!!!!!

aragorn: you do know the true eveil is sauron dont you?

gandalf: saur......uman??

legolas: no sauron

gandalf: stupid elf doesnt even know who i am HE IS POSSED BY SARUMAN!!!!!!

Originally posted by sauron
gandalf: ITS SARUMAN

😆 😆 😆 😆

omg thats amazing... shortcut of the whole council lol

😂 😆 OMG!! That's so funny, Lordy!

😄😄 every spoof i now write is going to have gandalf saying that in lol

😂

fine i will carry on

gandalf: we are being watched

aragorn: need i ask by who?

ganda;f: by *everone together* saruman

gandalf: we must take the path of big scary mountains

*walking*

frodo: hmm i havent fallen over in about 20 minutes, god! *falls* oh how inconvienient i lost thje ring, i guess we can all go home now??

boromir: *picks up*

gandalf: SARUMAN HAS THE RNG!!!!!!

everyone: thats boromir

gandalf: *sheepish grin*...oh

*legolas shows off by walking on snow* there is a fell voice on the air

gandalf: ITS........SAURON!!!!

gimli: i think its saruman

gandalf: HONESTLY GIMLI!!! will you shut up about saruman! for ONE minute

*mountain falls*

Gimli: we mus pas through 'the mines of moria'

gandalf: hmm theres a balrog in there an i know it,,,,but ok!

legolas: not a single tree near moria.....

gimli: look theres two over near the door

legolas: *runs as fast as oromes horse to the trees and waters them*

gimli: nonce

Originally posted by Kitoky
History became legend...Legend became myth...and some things that should not have been forgotten were lost...

History became legend, legend became myth and for two-and-a-half
thousand years, the Ring passed out of all knowledge

isnt like this kit?

hi
i dont want to take the time to read everything so whats going on?

😆 lol Sauron

last line was here lol
Kit edit-
Boromir: So it is true...
Someone whispers: The Doom of Man

Boromir: "It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Mordor! Why not use this ring?"
Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the Enemy. Let us use it against him!"

So then we erm got a little offtop

Aragorn: you cannot wield the power of the ring, none of us can. the ring answers to Sauron alone, it has no other master

well....

Boromir: and what would a ranger know of this matter?
Legolas: this is no mere ranger, this is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, you owe him your allegience
Boromir: Aragorn? this is isildur's heir?
leggy: an heir to the throne of gondor
Aragorn, in elvish: sit down Legolas
Boromir: Gondor has no king, gondor needs no king

Is that right? 😮

Yes very right -
Aragorn: Havo dad, Legolas.

Continuation-
Gandalf: Aragorn is right. We cannot use it...
Elrond: You have only one choice. The ring must be destroyed.

Also, please only 2 character lines per post and don't post again and again, thank you! 😄

Gimli: then why are we wasting time? (gets up and hits ring with axe)
i think this is right

oh, sry kit