*run run run run*
balrog appears out of fire
balrog: rargh!
gandalf: *is too slow, is left alone with balrog* *turns around* you shall not passsssssaruman
balrog: rargh *attack*
gandalf: blah blah im a servant of the secret fire wielder of the flame of arnor! dark fire will not avail you...flame of udun!
balrog: ragh *makes whip* rawwwhideeee!
gandalf: YOU SALL NOT PASSSSS
balrog: *ignores* rargh *steps onto bridge*
bridge: hey im fragile *breaks*
balrog: noooooooo *whipe gandalf*
gandalf: no freaking way *hangs on* hey i look like mufasa
*scar appears*
scar: long live the maia!
gandalf: *gets thrown off* NOOOOOOO!!!!
frodo: GANDALF!!!!
*drifting up from the abbyss*
iiiittttsss sssssaaaarrrruuuummmmaaaaaannnnnnn
hey that films rocks!!!
denethor leading boromir out on the ledge of minas tirith
denethor: you see this son, everything the light touches is our kingdom
boromir: what about that shadowy place
denethor: no son thats beyond our borders, you must never go there! understand!
boromir: yes dad
boromir goes and gets erm.....faramir, who is being licked by his mother
boromir: i have this cool place to show you
mother: where is it
boromir: the water-hole
faramir: whats so great about the water hole?
boromir: *gritted teeth* il show you when we get there!
ok too much return of the lion king?