i have an elephant named rico and he lives under my bed and he make me have dreams about the ppl on my sig and he says i sleep talk and some times its not nice the things he do to me one time he had me dance on a hand stand and sing my abc's and then count to 1000 and if i fell he was gonna poke me in the eye and then it would hurt so i didnt wanna fall but then i did and he poked my eye and it hurt and then i ran from him and he tied me up and stuffed me in my closet and put my thongs in my mouth so i could not scream and he took advantage of me and them he made me swim with fishes and pet a snake and he made the snake bite me and then i died and then i met the devil and he told me to say hi to all the ppl on KMC cuz he was gonna see them all in a few years and then he told me him long story about world domonation and then i had to pee cuz the story was so long so i wen tover and lifted my legg on him and peed and he got so mad he sent me back to earth and all that happened in like 3 seconds and if u dont believe me u cant ask the lil birdy that was with me